How Tall Are You?

I'm actually 6 feet tall; however, my DD Form 2 (Retired) says I'm 72 inches tall. Who are you going to believe, me or the government?
 
I'm actually 6 feet tall; however, my DD Form 2 (Retired) says I'm 72 inches tall. Who are you going to believe, me or the government?

My DD214 says I'm short, my bank thinks I'm 25 different people and my 'Certificate of Live Birth' says I'm Bill Gates son and heir.
(Wait. I wasn't supposed to tell you that! Shit!)
 
Private Joker was only 5'9"
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLDaZvTfU9k&feature=related]YouTube - Full Metal Jacket - Gunnery sgt. Hartman[/ame]
 

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