How Old Is Grandma???

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    Stay with this -- the answer is at the end -- it will blow you away. (not my grandma...but many of yours)



    One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.



    The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill.



    There were no credit cards, laser beams or ballpoint pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and man had yet to walk on the moon.



    Your Grandfather and I got married first and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir"- - and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir".



    We were before gay-rights, computer dating, dual careers, day-care centers,



    and group therapy. The Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense governed our lives



    We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.



    Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.



    We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.



    Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends - not purchasing condominiums.



    We never heard of FM radios, tap e decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.



    If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk.



    The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5&10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.



    And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad because, gas was 11 cents a gallon.



    In my day, "grass" was mowed, "coke" was a cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in, and "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.



    "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant a piece of wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store and software" wasn't even a word.



    And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap.



    And how old do you think grandma is???







    Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time. This is something to think about. How time has changed...

















    Grandma is 58 (b orn 1946)



    How could so much go wrong in such a short time?
     
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    Being 53, I'm nearly as old as grandma and my short answer would be that information and communcation has traveled faster than character, integrity and spiritualty.
     
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    I understand completely.....(although I am not as "experienced" as you are)
     
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    Amen to that!
     

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