How Obama and future US presidents can use better policy towards Islam

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    Here is my idea on how US/Islam relations can improve. Yes, it's the Holy Qaran. Wrapped in greasy, porktastic bacon. Screw you Muslims.
     

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    Damn. Should've waited until AFTER I wrapped it to cook the bacon.
     
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    Bacon? The Jews won't like that either. ;)
     
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    The Jews aren't exploding themselves in crowds of innocent women and children. Jews aren't storming embassies to murder a dozen people because some idiot 3,000 miles away burned a book.

    Thus, we need to find a way to fix the world's Islam problem. I say wrap Quarans in bacon and distribute them. When the towel-heads taste how delicious bacon is, they'll realize their religion is freakin' moronic.
     
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    Why the Bacon?

    They can't eat it....they are not afraid of it
     
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    For every terrorist act commited we should burn a quaran and draw a cartoon of allah
     
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    I don't disagree with you I am just pointing out the similarities in the beliefs.
     
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    Israelis are hiding behind American tanks.
     
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    Just to make them touch it and get it on their hands. And to piss them off in general. I think I'm gonna slowly drift my opinions into provoking stupid Muslims.
     
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    They can touch it...just can't eat it
     

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