How much wood?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Does anybody know the answer to this question?

Depends...

Are we talking UNION woodchucks or SCAB woodchucks?

 

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why do yankees call them wood chucks?

It's an old poem that they taught us back in kindergarden.

Some of that Liberal brainwashing they fed us years ago.

Personally I've never seen a woodchuck, much less a woodchuck chucking wood.


And if I did I'd probably run screaming from the AO.

I saw a snow leopard once.

Another big lie.

They're obvious made of catmeat.