How men shower

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    1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
    in a pile on the floor.

    2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife
    along the way, flash her.

    3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see
    if you have pecs. (No.)

    4. Turn on the water.

    5. Check for pecs again. (Still no.)

    6. Get in the shower.

    7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use one.)

    8. Wash your face.

    9. Wash your armpits.

    10. Wash your penis and surrounding area - VERY thoroughly.

    11. Wash your ass.

    11a. Wash penis again.

    12. Shampoo your hair. (Do not use conditioner.)

    13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

    14. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.

    15. Pee.

    16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.

    17. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel, if you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.

    18. Pick up the clothes you threw on the floor and put them on.
     
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    You forgot "shoot an occassional snot rocket down the drain"
     
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    :eek2: Gross!
     
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    Agreed. But if it wasn't gross, it wouldn't be funny.

    :D
     
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    I must be one of those goofy, dumb girls.. Snot rockets, and spitting are both *major* turn-off's for me... If I see a guy spit on the sidewalk, I won't give him a second look... Blech!
     
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    We're more civil than that. Most guys I know only blow snot rockets in the shower and spit only if absolutely necessary and attempt to do so in a sink or similar recepticle.
     
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    The shower is the cleanest place to do it.
     
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    Worse is when it doesn't make it down the drain and splatter on the wall!!!!
    :mad: NASTY!!!!!!!!!
     
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    You sound like you've done it before!!! ;) :happy2:
     
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    Knowing Janeen I am sure she has ! :gross2:
     

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