*How Long Will Americans Sleep*

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by chesswarsnow, Oct 5, 2010.

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*Is It Time Yet?*

Poll closed Oct 5, 2011.
  1. *Ride~em Cowboy!!!!*

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  2. 2. My Horse Died!!!*

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  1. chesswarsnow
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    chesswarsnow "SASQUATCH IS WATCHING"

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    1. I just wonder?
    2. What are you willing to give for freedom?
    3. Nothing?
    4. Read this:

    "Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in Laramie Wyoming , while waiting for their respective flights.....

    One is an American Indian passing through from Ft. Washakie , another is a Cowboy on his way to Cheyenne for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at University of Wyoming from the Middle East .

    Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and puts in a big Chew. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

    Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here ..... my people were many, But sadly, now we are few !"

    The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward,'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?'

    The cowboy removes his chew from his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson
    says in a smooth drawl .....

    "I reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, But I do believe it's a-comin.":clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:


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    Fuck the Muslims. The Republicans are giving the country away to Communist China.
     
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    Ozmar This tree will shoot you.

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    Another retarded thread.

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    What a strange poll. Cute joke though.
     
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    chesswarsnow "SASQUATCH IS WATCHING"

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    1. You think its a joke eh?:lol::lol::lol:


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    Ozmar This tree will shoot you.

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    Yes, we all think you are.
     
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    Yep, that is a time that we should certainly be proud of.
     
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    Aren't you Texicans playing "Cowboys and Messkins"?
     
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    agreed.

    perhaps you should go back and revisit how the game of "cowboys and indians" was won. I'll give you a hint: the advantages don't apply today.
     
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    You mean, commit genocide of an entire people as we drive them off their land so we can settle it for ourselves? It's the most exhausting physical activity after all, next to soccer.

    Also, Americans should sleep about eight or more hours per day.
     
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