How long could you survive after kicking a bear in the balls

[RetiredGySgt]

How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls? Quiz - The Oatmeal

47 seconds.

 

[Dis]

How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls? Quiz - The Oatmeal

47 seconds.

I get under YOUR skin pretty bad, and I'm still here...

 

[tigerbob]

How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls? Quiz - The Oatmeal

47 seconds.

I get under YOUR skin pretty bad, and I'm still here...

You have no balls (I'm speaking literally, not figuratively.....when's the last time that happened?)

 

[tigerbob]

23 seconds, so, long enough to get to the truck / the rifle / the invisibility cloak.

 

[concept]

27 seconds.

 

[noose4]

I may have embellished just a little but my results were

You could survive for 1 MINUTE 15 SECONDS after kicking a bear in the balls.

 

[blastoff]

Survival would be of no concern to me. I'd just make sure I was faster than whomever I conned into accompanying me to the kicking.

 

[xotoxi]

57 seconds.

 

[xsited1]

I answered as a Liberal: 5 seconds.

 

[noose4]

I answered as a Liberal: 5 seconds.

Liberals love animals so they would not kick a bear in the balls they would get PETA to massage them.

 

[kwc57]

I answered as a Liberal: 5 seconds.

Liberals love animals so they would not kick a bear in the balls they would get PETA to massage them.

Where do you sign up for getting your balls massaged?

 

[kwc57]

41 seconds

 

[noose4]

I answered as a Liberal: 5 seconds.

Liberals love animals so they would not kick a bear in the balls they would get PETA to massage them.

Where do you sign up for getting your balls massaged?

You have to put on the bear suit and then go to a PETA meeting.