How is this even possible?

[Douger]

Why does no one on earth know how to stop the fucking oil gusher?

Because its a mile under the surface of the water. Were limited on what we can do with robots at those depths. I know it must crush your soul to know our almighty Hussein-led government cannot do a fucking thing. I guess the earth will just have to deal with its own 100% naturally made substance that is leaking out.

Fucking brainwashed idiot.
Let's cut your jugular, with a chain saw, and see how your body deals with a "100 % naturally made substance leaking out"