How I broke my ankle

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    I broke my ankle in a tennis game and had to use crutches for about 1 month.

    Remember to keep your elbows stiff not bent as you use the crutches.
     
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    Have you considered getting one of these?
     
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    We were all going to Hell anyways.
     
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    canadian hell.....no beer or curling....moose nose only to eat....
     
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    ... moose nose ... have not tried that yet.

    Moose tongue would be great.

    Moose oysters too.

    Nose ???
     
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    Moose Oysters? Do they work as an Aphrodisiac?
     
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    Hannah is just fine. She's got a prognosis for a long life on USMB.. ;)
     
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    That depends, if Heaven won't allow me to have my own Martini Bar but Satan will, well then I'll head to Hell.

    I am not spending the whole of Eternity without Martini O'Clock, that is not an acceptable situation.
     
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    Yes and yes :smoke:

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    She might have broken her ankle or leg again.
     

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