How do you make toast?

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    Now that I have acquired the knowledge necessary to make a baked potato, I'd like to expand my abilities.
     
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    Plug in toaster
     
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    Put bread in
     
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    Use the Obama method.
    Take tons of bread and throw it down the shitter.
    Ends up toast every time.
     
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    Start with bread made from "fair trade" wheat imported from Africa and harvested by pygmies. Heat over a soy-vegan candle. Turn after browning. Eat with a soy-vegan tofu burger with couscous.
     
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    Just hand your bread to this guy for 2 seconds.

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    Trajan conscientia mille testes

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    then give it away to a poh' person...
     
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    ... along with a jar of organic peanut butter. :thup:
     
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    First, learn to make bread.
     
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