How do you like playing in Chicago, Jay Cutler?

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    Jay Cutler threw 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 5 interceptions tonight against the 49ers. His Bears team is now 4-5 on the season and any playoff hopes are pretty much gone.

    Meanwhile ... Denver sits atop the AFC West with a 6-2 and are on their way to getting a home playoff game.

    Karma's a bitch.
     
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    At least the Bears will have a decent pick next season. Oh, wait a minute ... that pick is going to Denver.
     
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    It's not just Chicago but the entire state of Illinois. The Natives are restless...

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    And we actually had people putting this chump in the top 10, not only currently but in the next 5 years... LMAO
     
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    I'm thinking that the Broncos are 6-2 because Cutler is not there.
     
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    Ya know, it wasn't that long ago that a 10-6 final score indicated a tough defensive battle. Not anymore. That game last night was just a slop fest. Should have ended in a tie because neither team deserved to win.

    I watched the first half but ended up changing it to something more interesting; The Biography Channel.
     
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    I spent many a post arguing with ghook93 about why that trade was so bad for Chicago, and he just didn't want to listen. More than one person actually, chimed in about how "Cutler's good". :rolleyes:

    I love I told you so's.
     
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    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

    Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm.

    He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!

    "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

    The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

    "I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You are not my son!"

    "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

    "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

    The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!"
     
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