How Did You Meet Your Mate?

I saved her by defeating 12 ninjas who attacked her from the shadows, using nothing but my fists and a can of dr. pepper
 
We worked at the same company.

A few of us went out for a drink one evening. There was one girl there who a vaguely knew. As the evening wore on and numbers thinned out, eventually she and I were the only ones left.

I called her the next day and asked for a date. Six weeks later we were engaged. That was 1995.
 
Won't be sharing. All that will happen is assholes will use it somehow to attack me. I don't mind sharing MY stuff, cause they can not get much traction attacking me, cause I do not care.

Well, I wouldn't attack you RGS.


I understand what you are saying though, fair enough.
 
I was posting at this board called US Message Board, and it was love at first pixel. You'll all be invited to the wedding. Silence and I will say our "I Do's" in the Flame Zone.
 
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I was posting at this board called US Message Board, and it was love at first pixel. You'll all be invited to the wedding. Silence and I will say our "I Do's" in the Flame Zone.

I think you missed the memo,

Silence has been desiring me during this whole election process.

Everytime she told me to fuck off....it was dirty talk
 
I think you missed the memo,

Silence has been desiring me during this whole election process.

Everytime she told me to fuck off....it was dirty talk

When I called her a baby murdering slutbag, it was really my way of saying "I love you."

If you want to take this outside, we can. :evil:
 
When I called her a baby murdering slutbag, it was really my way of saying "I love you."

If you want to take this outside, we can. :evil:

When I called her a **** rag baby killing bitch it was me saying, lets make babies.

As Al Bundy would say

Let's Rock

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WISE WORDS RIGHT THERE
 
We both worked for the summer at the local Amusement Park, after work waiting for friends to get out, I sat next to her on a bench and read her name tag. She has an odd name and I pronounced it correctly which started off a conversation... Now, many many lifetimes later, we are married...

:D
 

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