Slave2the$
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- Feb 16, 2016
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The eve before the election I was all set to vote for Hillary. I was really excited to have the first female president, after all that's what really mattered not policies and stuff. Anyways I got a FaceTime call from Putin. I was in total shock. He told me to vote for trump. I said I don't want to, I want open borders and 10s of millions of immigrants to come here so I can pay for their assistance, healthcare and schooling. I want them to take my job too, I don't want to work anymore. But then he said he would kill my family so then I said ok I'll vote for trump. So you crazy right wingers can see now how Putin got trump elected! I had no choice he made me do it.