# How clever are you?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sandy73, Aug 24, 2004.

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### Sandy73Guest

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Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You
OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.
GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely
wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are
second! Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don! 't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then ! you are
wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?
You're not very good at this are you?
Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your
head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
What is the total?
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not
our day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Mary's father has five daughters: #1 Nana, #2 Nene, #3 Nini, #4 Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again.
KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE "SMART PEOPLE" IN YOUR LIFE!

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### janeengGuest

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Only you Sandy!!! :rotflmao:

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### JOKER96BRAVOSenior Member

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5 outta 5

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### Mr. PSenior Member

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Me too...wonder what we WIN?

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A heap-load of Jack Squat, I guess.

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I protest question #2. The last person in a race can, in fact, be overtaken - if he is lapped.

So there.

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Careful now - no critical thinking!!

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Who said you were racing around a track, or even in a circle???

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Wasn't specified - thus, Merlin could be 'right'.

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Could be no doubt.

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