How can you tell? Are they psychotically neat? Do they mow their lawns in January? Do they pressure wash their driveways after--or DURING-- every rainstorm? Do they yell at little eighty-year-old ladies whose poodles lift their legs on the neighbors' mailboxes? Do they get in screaming matches with the man across the street bc the man blew grass clippings onto the road in between their two houses? Do they save muddy handprints on the sides of their barns so they can lie in wait for their neighbors' wives to point out that kids besmirched the barn, and if that darn rain hadn't come along, the wives could see the handprints for themselves? My husband thinks our nieghbor is running a meth lab (and using). I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, and maintain that he's just a jerk. What do you think?