How Black Was Jesus?

[uptownlivin90]

Those scriptures have nothing to do with Jewish skin color. Why is it, every time a liberal attempts to quote the Bible, it is like chalk screeching on a chalk board?

That incoherent screeching in your ear every time you hear the truth is called "Talk Radio".

There's a way to turn it off, but you have to WANT to be healed.
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Well, I don't know that I would say talk radio is always the truth but there is a lot of truth in talk radio. There is one good way to deal with any lies and that is called the round knob thingy on the dashboard. It works every time.

Yeah, I know that's probably not what you meant but the way you said it.

That explains so much. I'm guessing you believe in pre-trib rapture and writing tithing checks too? Damn talk radio and their silly heretical teachings.

 

[Anguille]

Hell, Jesus turned water into wine.

That alone would have fucked him with the Mormons.

It wasn't alcoholic, learn history dumb shit.

Man, you are living in an alternative universe!

Yes, and he's quite happy there.

 

[THE LIGHT]

That incoherent screeching in your ear every time you hear the truth is called "Talk Radio".

There's a way to turn it off, but you have to WANT to be healed.
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Well, I don't know that I would say talk radio is always the truth but there is a lot of truth in talk radio. There is one good way to deal with any lies and that is called the round knob thingy on the dashboard. It works every time.

Yeah, I know that's probably not what you meant but the way you said it.

That explains so much. I'm guessing you believe in pre-trib rapture and writing tithing checks too? Damn talk radio and their silly heretical teachings.

What does talk radio have to do with the rapture?

 

[Charles Stucker]

I would venture to guess that Jesus, being God Himself, with all the innate abilities only He possessed, could appear differently to different tribes and groups of people.

If He could make water turn to wine and feed the masses, there is no doubt he could also change his appearance in order to more closely associate with the people whom he was amongst.

I would posit--Jesus Christ looked exactly like ALL OF US.

You mean he was an hermorphidite?

So you're a cross dresser. That explains a lot.

 

[THE LIGHT]

I dont think it matters what He looks like.

I think it's the message that matters.

It is the message that matters but liberals are soooo infatuated with skin color that they try to say that Jesus was a black man so they can further develop their distortions of the Bible. So to that extent, yes, it does matter.

That's a pretty bold generalization there, bud. Got a link?

These are by no means all inclusive:
Are Politics Skin-Deep? Liberal Voters See Obama as Lighter Skinned | 80beats | Discover Magazine

http://www.thegrio.com/news/when-given-a-choice-of.php

http://www.usmessageboard.com/religion-and-ethics/112994-how-black-was-jesus-3.html

Jesse Jackson Disparages Barack Obama: Caught On Tape (VIDEO)
http://www.thegrio.com/news/when-given-a-choice-of.php

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent."
-Senator Joe Biden

Mahatma Gandhi "ran a gas station down in Saint Louis."
- Hillary Clinton

"You'd find these potentates from down in Africa, you know, rather than eating each other, they'd just come up and get a good square meal in Geneva."
-- Fritz Hollings (D, S.C.)


"Is you their black-haired answer-mammy who be smart? Does they like how you shine their shoes, Condoleezza? Or the way you wash and park the whitey's cars?"
-- Left-wing radio host Neil Rogers


-- Democrat Bull Connor (1957), Commissioner of Public Safety for Birmingham, Alabama
"I'll have those n*ggers voting Democratic for the next 200 years."

- Lyndon B. Johnson to two governors on Air Force One according Ronald Kessler's Book, "Inside The White House"
(On New York) "K*ketown." -- Harry Truman in a personal letter

http://www.thegrio.com/news/when-given-a-choice-of.php