How about some good old propaganda?

[Comrade]

I'm sure everyone interested in this thread should visit the DRPK's first official home page for North Korea. (which happens to be hosted in Germany). It's in English and obviously needs some work to be worthy of a real live country let alone a small American business.

Right now they are requiring anyone who wants the goodies to register, but act now and this fresh login will get you access without fear of getting "on the list", hehe, those fuckers are so paraniod!

http://www.kcckp.net/external_e/

Login: commiefucks
Password: zzzzzzzz (8 z's)

Warning, turn down your speakers because the opening music really sucks, unless you are a Cuban or Cambodian immigrant who gets all nostalgic for cheap ass organ music from the "elite artists" of the socialist utopia, it's worse than polka, just terrible. I guess it could only be their national anthem, and only Marxists could listen to this and get all weepy. I don't know!

Anyway, look around and see what you can see. Remember that a country of millions managed to produce a site that sucks far worse than a small American company. Our local pizzarias in Seattle run a better home page than these elite fuckers. Damn their oppression of the millions. I just hope they open a comment page so I can give both barrels. Assholes!

GET OFF OUR INTERNET COMMIE FUCKS! :finger:


Check out the tourism link... with the little thumbnails with the "Mausoleum of King Kongmin" and how you can "Enjoy a delightful moment". OMG, how pathetic.


Anyway, this thread is for comments...

 

[NightTrain]

LOL, Comrade!

I wasn't aware of that site, here's one that I assumed was the 'official' site since it's chock full of priceless propaganda. It's awkward to navigate, but if you want a few chuckles click through and click on the 'History' part and keep clicking on 'Next Page'. Click on Canada to get the english version. It's all .jpg, so I had to type the following gems. I love the grammar.

http://www.korea-dpr.com/

Everywhere where the Korean people lived, they fought against the Japanese in their respective places like the Soviet Union, Japan and Hawaii

The Great Leader President Kim Il Sung, who since the first years of life demonstrated an excellent intelligence, steel courage and open behaviour, was grown developing the noble patriotic and revolutionary qualities.

... The Great Leader said, "The immediate task of the Union to Defeat the Imperialism and to get the liberation and independence of Korea, and the final objective is to construct the socialism and communism in Korea, and at the end, to build the communism in all the world defeating the imperialism."

...In February of the 1947, on the base of victories of the first democratic elections in the northern part, was established the People's Committee of North Korea, first power of the proletariat dictatorship.

All the Korean people without exception, elected the Great Leader Kim Il Sung as the President.

The Korean people proposed a reasonable plan to retire at the same time all the U.S. and Soviet troops in order to let the Korean people resolve their own future in base of the democratic elections, but the Imperialist U.S. rejected the proposal with the object of the domination of the southern part of Korea.

The U.S. used his power in the U.N. for his plans, and created the 'U.N. Commission for Korea' that inspected the 'elections' in South Korea, where they used their control in the administrations to create a 'phantom government'. In this way the aggression of the north American imperialism started a new phase with a big risk of national division.

...But although the peaceful Korean people democratically elected to choose the socialist transition to the independence, the aggressive U.S.A. wanted to invade and colonize Korea.

...Specially due to the serious U.S. economical crisis that started in 1948, they used the Korean War to evade the problems.

The U.S. started to recruit South Korean soldiers: At the beginning they were only 5 brigades, that in June of 1950 became 150,000 troops.

Just in 1949, the imperialist Yankees provided more than 105,000 rifles, more than 2,000 machine guns, more than 50 million bullets, cannons, 5,000 trucks for military use, 79 ships for war use, 20 fighters, etc... to the puppet South Korean army.

In 1949 the U.S. finished the preparation of the aggression plan to the northern part of the Republic, and forced the South Korean soldiers to made continuous attacks along the parallel 38.
So just in 1949 the northern part of the republic had to defend from 2,617 attacks.

The aggressive Dulles that went to Seoul, inspected the zones of the parallel 38 the 18th of June of 1950 where he said to Syngman Rhee (the South Korean President under the North American orders) to prepare the 'Invasion to the North' in one week.

Also Dulles insisted that Syngman had to make propaganda to make the people believe that North Korea started the aggression, so in this way the U.S. could start the war under the flag of the United Nations.

So following the U.S. orders, the 25th of June of 1950 the Yankees started the aggressive war against North Korea using and controlling Syngman Rhee and the South Korean soldiers.

It goes on and on, and gets better.. it's pretty interesting.

 

[Annie]

Well both those sites are tempting guys. I'll have to see about checking them out! :funnyface

 

[Comrade]

LOL, Comrade!

I wasn't aware of that site, here's one that I assumed was the 'official' site since it's chock full of priceless propaganda. It's awkward to navigate, but if you want a few chuckles click through and click on the 'History' part and keep clicking on 'Next Page'. Click on Canada to get the english version. It's all .jpg, so I had to type the following gems. I love the grammar.

http://www.korea-dpr.com/

Awesome... we've got to get to the bottom of this!

Which link is the real live DRPK internet site???


I think the latest I gave may be just another attempt to create some kind of foothold in the strange new Internet thingy only 10 or so people really understand among the entire country.

I can guess that my link is based upon the work of some novice html programmers who kind of hooked up with some son of a high and might communist party official, who get's to study in Germany. Daddy might get a little extra on the side to spot some kind of contract through his son so that his html college buddies actually threw together this site, which does promise a personal email account along with some kind of official online store.

But after a few weeks we'll see if this site materializes into anything but some half-assed attempt to "reach out" to the world.

Dear Leader himself probably logs in to check out the hits on the site... which are now totalling over 300,000 and adding over 6,000 daily.

The name on this account, Blowme Youfucks, and the login "commiefucks" should last a while, because this whole site is ran by amateurs who probably don't know what "commiefucks" actually means in English, after all.

After a few weeks if this account is still active, even though access from multiple IP around the world are made, I'll refresh this thread with an update about how truly pathetic the DRPK elite is, truly. We'll fucking mock these little brats and laugh at their stupidity.

Better yet, if anyone has some mad skills I'd love to see the personal account of Kim Il hacked and fucked with as much as possible.

Most certainly there is some kind login set aside for Dear Leader, possibly even some kind of super user access. You have a login peeps... see what you can do!

Like I said, I hope everyone logs in and digs around using the login/pw I shared. I only ask that whatever mischief you can accomplish, is shared in this thread for our own amusement. If you crack Kim Il's account I pay money on the barrel, $100, personally. And I'm sure others would pitch in.

 

[NightTrain]

I love it.

... All the workers from the country prepared themselves for the war time and the people burned in desires for protecting the freedom and independence of the motherland and annihilating the U.S. empire.

In the counterattack, the units of the KPA liberated Seoul in just 3 days after the war started, giving strikes and demolishing the moral of the U.S. troops.

Surprised about the victorious advance of the heroes of the Korean People's Army, the Yankee imperialists introduced a big number of sophisticated weapons and high-tech advances.

At the same time, the U.S. used his power of votes in the Security Counsel of the United Nations to approve a 'resolution' to use troops from the satellite countries (under the U.S. influence) and force them to fight under the false U.N. flag.

Curiously Mac Arthur was named 'Commander of the U.N. troops' and he directed soldiers from different nations to achieve U.S. interests in Korea.

Even under opposition, the brave soldiers and officers of the People's Army advanced to the South annihilating all the enemies.

Specially in the 'operation of Dejon liberation', where the Great Leader Kim Il Sung directing the People's troops had a brilliant victory when they totally destroyed the 24th division of the U.S. Army that once was called 'The Invincible Division'.

The 20th Day of July, the city of Dejon was completely liberated.

 

[NightTrain]

I'm not positive as to which one is the official one, I became aware of the site I posted a couple years ago from a story on BBC.

I used to have a cracker program a while back, I can probably find it again and see if I can get in... might be interesting to see what the admin area looks like.

 

[Comrade]

I'm not positive as to which one is the official one, I became aware of the site I posted a couple years ago from a story on BBC.

I used to have a cracker program a while back, I can probably find it again and see if I can get in... might be interesting to see what the admin area looks like.

I'll back up my $100 pledge for some kind of crack of this site. I have a paypal account and would feel very good about paying this out to the first person to crack his personal account and actually fuck with him in some way.

 

[Annie]

:dev1: :cof: I'll watch!

I'll back up my $100 pledge for some kind of crack of this site. I have a paypal account and would feel very good about paying this out to the first person to crack his personal account and actually fuck with him in some way.

 

[Zhukov]

I thought this was pretty funny.

I clicked the icon link that said "Korea Is One: Homogenous Nation" and I got




Object Not Found!

 

[freeandfun1]

I thought this was pretty funny.

I clicked the icon link that said "Korea Is One: Homogenous Nation" and I got




Object Not Found!

how appropre!

 

[Comrade]

I thought this was pretty funny.

I clicked the icon link that said "Korea Is One: Homogenous Nation" and I got




Object Not Found!

Bloody Amateurs, aren't they?