Hooker's tax return

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    A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

    The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
    He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, "What is your occupation?"

    "I'm a whore," she says.

    The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"

    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

    "No, that still won't work. Try again."

    They both think for a moment and the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?

    "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
     
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    I wonder what her schedule C looks like.

    What is the the depreciation on silicon?
     
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    Reminds me of a cartoon in the old National Lampoon magazine. The IRS agent says "now- about these 2,125 dependents...".

    She got da crabs. Har.
     

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