Holy SHIT! I'm Running For PRESIDENT...

[fyrenza]

and here's my "thang":

I will work for this country, for $52,000 / year,

PLUS Benies

AND FOOD!

You might have to Write Me In,

but I can ASSURE you,

I'm a Serious Contender!!!

I also believe in:

No Taxes, other than sales taxes, which targets the upwardly mobile segments ~ he who BUYS more? PAYS more! ~ ;

Health care for citizens of all economic groups, with no additional costs to be sloughed off on the Haves;

a gov that is dependent upon it's constituency, and THEIR needs and wants;

so on and so forth.

(DAMN! I sound pretty good, even to ME!)

 

[Avatar4321]

If you repeal the income tax before you pass the sales tax, I might consider it lol.

 

[Charles_Main]

LOL nice health care plan.

That is called having your cake and eating it too. It is not possible

Didn't your mom every tell you if it sounds to good to be true. It is. hehe

 

[pete]

LOL nice health care plan.

That is called having your cake and eating it too. It is not possible

Didn't your mom every tell you if it sounds to good to be true. It is. hehe

wish someone told all the assholes that voted for the shit stain in office

 

[rightwinger]

Let me introduce you to the Tea Baggers

They will buy into that shit

 

[fyrenza]

If you repeal the income tax before you pass the sales tax, I might consider it lol.

NO TAXES!

I will SUE the State that tries to Impose Income Taxes upon it's residents!!!

I won't, however, be using the UNbarred Obama's to do this.

 

[fyrenza]

LOL nice health care plan.

That is called having your cake and eating it too. It is not possible

Didn't your mom every tell you if it sounds to good to be true. It is. hehe

You know, though, that if we just put SOME of our Entitlement funds into Healthcare,

we'd ALL have Killer Plans!

(well, not like we'd actually KILL you, as you got older and feebler,

but, well, ALL of us could be covered by the BEST DOCTORS and CARE System, In The WORLD!)

 

[xotoxi]

I have evidence that fyrenza was born in Southern Armenia!

And I will fight all the way to the Supurb Court to prove this!

 

[fyrenza]

Let me introduce you to the Tea Baggers

They will buy into that shit

Those fucking FUKTARDS!!!

Thinking that our constitution was the End All, Be All of our nation!

GIT A ROPE

 

[fyrenza]

I have evidence that fyrenza was born in Southern Armenia!

And I will fight all the way to the Supurb Court to prove this!

RACISM!!!

Oh, Yeah!

Armenians aren't GOOD ENOUGH?!?

(that is so funny to me ~ i went to this forum, right? And it MADE you have to say what country you are from. So, CONSERVATIVE that I am, I was following the directions, and

STONER that I am, I clicked the WRONG COUNTRY!

I honestly thought it said AMERICA!)

AS you prez, you should probably expect me to be an asshat, sometimes.

Well, I mean, Just In Case I didn't mention THAT before...

 

[fyrenza]

BUMP!

You may think I'm kidding,

but I AM NOT.

Even I, some person that almost no one has heard of,

has a Better Idea For Tomorrow.

THAT;s my {damn, I hate this, but I don't remember what it's called... BUT WAIT!}

PLATFORM

thang comes to mind, but that doesn't exactly tell anyone anyt... OH! PERFECT!

It's My PLATFORM THANG!

And it SOUNDS really cool, doesn't it?

fyrenza has a Better Idea For Tomorrow!

HELL, yeah!

 

[The Rabbi]

BUMP!

You may think I'm kidding,

but I AM NOT.

Even I, some person that almost no one has heard of,

has a Better Idea For Tomorrow.

THAT;s my {damn, I hate this, but I don't remember what it's called... BUT WAIT!}

PLATFORM

thang comes to mind, but that doesn't exactly tell anyone anyt... OH! PERFECT!

It's My PLATFORM THANG!

And it SOUNDS really cool, doesn't it?

fyrenza has a Better Idea For Tomorrow!

HELL, yeah!

Assuming you're not George W Bush you will win a Nobel Peace Prize as well!

 

[fyrenza]

From your lips to God's ears!

***

Oh, well, that's ANOTHER thing...

I will NEVER oppose Israel.

In anything.

Ever.

I WILL offer support, and I won't even wEnder if I'm right or wrong.

(Racist that I am, your s/n made me think of that.)