Holy Sh*t, My dog is a Democrat!

[Big Black Dog]

Got this in the e-mail four times within the last 3 days. Seems like all my friends dogs are democrats. Too bad.

 

[DiamondDave]

I am going to go home and smack the shit out of my dog

 

[Cal]

I am going to go home and smack the shit out of my dog

Just like a caring righty!

 

[Jay Canuck]

I am going to go home and smack the shit out of my dog

I know you think you're picking on someone with an equal mental capacity as yourself but if your dog is a democrat there will be a special interest group and lawyers waiting for you if you dare to do such a thing.

 

[DiamondDave]

I am going to go home and smack the shit out of my dog

Just like a caring righty!

Hey

I raised 2 good conservative teenage girls... can't have some Dem setting a bad example... if only smacking more Dems into reality were not akin to battery

 

[noose4]

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy SH*T, my dog is a democrat!

My dog is a republican, growls a lot but has no teeth and eats its own poop.

 

[Truthmatters]

I guess you feel the same way about the democrats who have died in our wars.