Holy Sh*t, My dog is a Democrat!

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    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy SH*T, my dog is a democrat!
     
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    Lmfao
     
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    Holy SH*t , your dog is an old B*tch that is about to kick the bucket!


    (Dogs rarely sleep for more than 6 hours a day when they are healthy!! Strange is it not??)
     
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    I was speaking of my dog, not my wife!
     
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    Philo is obviously a Republican, as he enjoys taking credit for things that he doesn't deserve credit for.

    E-mail of the day « Don Surber

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    It's a fucking joke... ha ha, har har, he he, ho ho... Jesus Christ Dogbert, unbunch your panties... not like you normally cite joke e-mails
     
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    if your dog did all of the above + bark and piss herself at every stranger that passed by your house to raise the terror threat level she would be a Repub.
     
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    Oh, I got the joke and I laughed. But I couldn't help but point out the lack of giving credit where credit is due. :eusa_whistle:

    As for citing, I cite everything that I get from another website. :cool:
     
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    I was talking about your dog

    I did not know you were married!!
     
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    Dogs are liberals and cats are conservatives.
     

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