Hillbilly Hillary

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    Can you imagine having to listen to her for the next 4, possibly 8 years? I will go FUCKING MAD. :eusa_sick:
     
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    Forget listening to her. I'll go mad when she raises the minimum wage to $500 a hour, sells the U.S. to the EU for a million or so, and uses the money to buy a strap-on. :D
     
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    Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.

    The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

    Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"

    Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.

    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

    Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"

    Ho! I really don't want to do that.

    On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

    Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
     
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    I gues that would have to be a very special strap on to survive in Rosie O'Donell. :eusa_sick:
     
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    Now you know how Bill feels

    Imagine waking up every morning next to her?

    Now THAT would be torture if they did that to the terrorists
     
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    He hasn't woken up next to her in over a decade. Their marriage is completely based on the quest for political power.
     

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