Hillbilly Heaven

[Missourian]

“Shall I go to Heaven or a-fishing?” - Henry David Thoreau.​

 

[xotoxi]

 

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[Missourian]

That was Georgia, in a canoe, on a river, in the 70's.

This is Missouri, in a row boat, on a lake, in the closing years of the first decade of the 21st century.

A can assure you wholeheartedly and without any reservations, you're nearly completely safe.
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There is, unfortunately, always the possibility, however remote, that you may run across a wayward Kansan.

 

[AllieBaba]

How ironic that those guys look like most of the guys you see getting taken down in the bigger cities of America on Cops.

 

[AllieBaba]

Truly hideous country folk.

 

[xotoxi]

Truly hideous country folk.

What do you mean by that?

 

[AllieBaba]

I mean I get sick of the stupid bigoted assumption that people who live in the sticks are inbred drooling idiots.

 

[JenT]

awwww was the OP sarcastic? I love the mountains and the streams

 

[JenT]

I live in a beautiful little seaside town and I should be grateful, but I just want to go home

 

[Missourian]

awwww was the OP sarcastic? I love the mountains and the streams

Heck no! That's my beat up pickup and old semi-v aluminum fishin' boat (both built in Missouri BTW) at Stockton Lake taken on Monday night.

 

[JenT]

I didn't know Missouri was that beautiful. I almost moved to Chicago once. I bet that's a world of difference though

 

[Missourian]

I didn't know Missouri was that beautiful. I almost moved to Chicago once. I bet that's a world of difference though

I love Missouri. It is beautiful.

I took this pic on the way home...sunset over the Ozarks.

As for Chicago, it is definately one of the most attractive of the multi/mega cities.

 

[DamnYankee]

Grayson county VA - Google Maps

 

[editec]

Downhome Maine

 

[strollingbones]

them are fake fishing pics the op...missourian put up....you know how you can tell....no beer cooler

 

[AllieBaba]

Dem city folk just are so much more classified.

 

[AllieBaba]

The 2 year old who is taking the pic has a disposable camera in one hand, and a bottle of beer in the other.

 

[AllieBaba]

"Looking for attractive people? Don't go to...
Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:01am EDT Email | Print | Share| Reprints | Single Page[-] Text [+]
PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed on Friday.

The city of more than 1.5 million people was also found to be among the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly, according to the "America's Favorite Cities" survey by Travel & Leisure magazine and CNN Headline News."
Looking for attractive people? Don't go to... | Oddly Enough | Reuters

 

[AllieBaba]

Ah, the superior dwellers of the city...they warm my heart: