Hillary’s Best Sellers

[Flanders]

An old proverb says “It never rains but it pours.” Apparently, Hillary does not have the good sense to come in out of the rain. She should have had stayed with her tried and true sales technique —— order her pals in teachers’ unions to purchase in bulk then hand out her “best seller” free.

New York Times Calls Clinton’s New Book a ‘Flop’ After Terrible Sales Numbers
BY: David Rutz
September 14, 2016 5:25 pm

New York Times Calls Clinton’s New Book a ‘Flop’ After Terrible Sales Numbers​

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[Flanders]

An old proverb says “It never rains but it pours.”

So much rain has been falling on Hillary she has to be waterlogged by now:

Democrats say the former president is not the campaign surrogate he used to be.​

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“We need to hear directly from the candidate at this point in the election,” a longtime Clinton ally and Democratic National Committee member, said. “It’s nice to have him, but the only real surrogate who works at this point is President Obama.”​

It has to be a real bitch for Hillary when Joe Biden ties with Bubba:

. . . in some of the swing states where campaign operatives are putting in asks for big-name Democrats to visit, Bill Clinton comes in about even with Joe Biden and Tim Kaine, followed by Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders, Democratic operatives say.​

Bill Clinton is no longer the closer
By Annie Karni
09/14/16 07:37 PM EDT Updated 09/14/16 10:10 PM EDT

Bill Clinton is no longer the closer​

Piling insult on top of Bubba boring the socks off of Hillary’s faithful, the Obamas are preferred over Cherry Nose:

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Rock star reception: Michelle Obama stumps for Hillary Clinton
By Jacqueline Policastro |
Posted: Fri 6:14 PM, Sep 16, 2016 |
Updated: Fri 8:40 PM, Sep 16, 2016

Rock star reception: Michelle Obama stumps for Hillary Clinton​

 

[Flanders]

Piling insult on top of Bubba boring the socks off of Hillary’s faithful,

If Hillary’s pneumonia does not cause a pandemic she should be quarantined in a boredom ward:

In an absolutely scathing review of Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton’s new book Monday, Washington Post writer Carlos Lozada characterizes it as “an embarrassment,” and says it’s “sloppy, repetitive, dutiful and boring.”​

WaPo Really Hates Hillary Clinton’s New Book
Rachel Stoltzfoos
10:54 AM 09/19/2016

WaPo Really Hates Hillary Clinton’s New Book​

 

[Flanders]

She should have had stayed with her tried and true sales technique —— order her pals in teachers’ unions to purchase in bulk then hand out her “best seller” free.

catatonia (noun)

An abnormal condition variously characterized by stupor, stereotypy, mania, and either rigidity or extreme flexibility of the limbs. It is most often associated with schizophrenia.

catatonic adjective & noun
catatonically adverb​

Get your bets in early. The WAPO will call Hillary Clinton the winner in tomorrow’s debate even if she goes catatonic from the opening bell:

. . . Thursday afternoon, there were only 255, with many of the most critical reviews removed by Amazon, whose CEO, Jeff Bezos, owns the Washington Post, which created an army of 20 reporters and researchers to investigate the life of Donald Trump.​

Amazon steps in to 'fix' Hillary book review
Posted By Bob Unruh On 09/24/2016 @ 8:27 pm

Amazon steps in to ‘fix’ Hillary book review​

 

[Flanders]

Get your bets in early.

Sorry folks. The book is closed:

The difference between debates and Super Bowls is that at kickoff, the score is even, 0-0. Tomorrow night at 9, Hillary Clinton starts with at least a 14-0 lead, maybe 17-0. That’s her built-in mainstream media advantage.

Vegas wouldn’t touch this one with a 10-foot pole. It’s fixed.​

Carr: Debate fix is in…for Hillary Clinton
Howie Carr Sunday, September 25, 2016

Carr: Debate fix is in…for Hillary Clinton​

 

[tycho1572]

Everything that woman does is full of fail.

 

[rightwinger]

It takes a villiage baby!