Acknowledging that her vagina is now a campaign issue Hillary Clinton came out today to defend hers from attacks from the GOP Right.
"The GOP is waging not just a war on women but on their vaginas too," said the Democratic front runner.
Allegations have surfaced in recent weeks that Hillary, or her aides, had withheld photos of her vagina from government inspectors, cotnrary to rules laid down by her husband, Bill Clinton when he was president. Some have even alleged that records were photoshopped to emphasize her labia or otherwise make hers look more feminine. One high-level source even suggested Hillary had undergone plastic surgery to reduce the size of her clitoris to make her look less dominating.
But her campaign is barely admitting even a whiff of scandal, saying Hillary is as clean as a summer's eve in vaginal matters. Supporters however are dismayed at these questions, since her vagina represents her major claim to legitimacy in her second quest for the nation's highest office.
Clinton confidant Huma Abedin dismissed all the talk. "I am very well acquainted with Hillary from head to toe. There has been no tampering with classified material and her vagina is completely feminine and even smells good."
More as the story develops.
"The GOP is waging not just a war on women but on their vaginas too," said the Democratic front runner.
Allegations have surfaced in recent weeks that Hillary, or her aides, had withheld photos of her vagina from government inspectors, cotnrary to rules laid down by her husband, Bill Clinton when he was president. Some have even alleged that records were photoshopped to emphasize her labia or otherwise make hers look more feminine. One high-level source even suggested Hillary had undergone plastic surgery to reduce the size of her clitoris to make her look less dominating.
But her campaign is barely admitting even a whiff of scandal, saying Hillary is as clean as a summer's eve in vaginal matters. Supporters however are dismayed at these questions, since her vagina represents her major claim to legitimacy in her second quest for the nation's highest office.
Clinton confidant Huma Abedin dismissed all the talk. "I am very well acquainted with Hillary from head to toe. There has been no tampering with classified material and her vagina is completely feminine and even smells good."
More as the story develops.
