Hi Vis jackets banned in bid to get pandas shagging

Tommy Tainant

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Edinburgh Zoo bans high-visibility vests in case they put giant pandas off sex

After five years of disappointment in Edinburgh Zoo’s giant panda breeding programme, efforts are underway to make the rare bears’ home a little more romantic.

Staff and contractors have been told not to wear high-visibility clothing over reported concerns that garish garments may deter Tian Tian and Yang Guang from mating.

The two pandas have been on loan from China since 2011 but have yet to produce any cubs since arriving in Scotland.

You cant hurry love but really ?
Maybe these Pandas are Gay like the penquins and lions ?
 
Whatever will they do when Her Majesty visits in one of her fluorescent outfits?
 
Oh this is just great. I foresee an uptake of people getting ran over by cars and trolleys now, all because they couldn't be seen. What's next? Banning breathing?

Personally, I find Panda bears "creepy". I would probably throw a rock at one if I saw it.
 
Just put out a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea and play some Barry White.
 
Here you go Tommy:

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Tommy, please just promise us that you will never visit the Edinburgh zoo.

It might put the pandas off sex forever.
 

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