Hi, my name is Dave and I'm a Dorito'olic

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    I recently discovered they re-introduced the old Taco flavor and well I've fell off the wagon. Its awful I'm up to 2 - 12 oz. bags a week and may go to 3. If I don't have them I break out in the sweats, get the shakes and then I start seeing little pink Dorito's crawlin out from under the furniture and creepin down the walls! Does anybody know if they have a Dorito's Abuse Hotline or a Dorito Detox Center someplace?? I really want to get off these things, any help/tips would be great. Are their any other Dorito junkies out there?? :eusa_drool:
     
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    I am also a Doritoholic. Salsa Verde, Taco. Damn
     
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    replace the doritos with crack
     
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    Light weight!! I used to do one 20 oz bag of potato chips a day.
     

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