Hi! I'm seriously flawed on a fundimental level....

[Mad_Cabbie]

Hi and Welcome - Mad_Cabbie....

First, this is not an on-line dating site, so no need to disclose all your characteristics, we really don't care what you look like, just how good you can argue!

So, enjoy yourself, and don't worry about being treated right - whichever side claims you, the other will tear you apart! Have fun!

I only have eyes for Octomom!

You'll need a big, big, big house.

I want a picket fence, some shrubs and a sump-pump.

 

[Michelle420]

I'm not good-looking, I DON'T have a six pack, I'm afraid of napkins, I don't make a load of cash and I have crazy, malicious eyes that scare the hell out of small animals and Christian fundamentalists.

I don't even know if any of this is real ... I mean ... we might all be just a tiny universe resting on a dustmite's behind - waiting for the unceremonious end.

Am I rambling? I sometimes forget that I have an audiance and sort of wander off into the abysmal depth's of my own demented mind...

I like pizza ... a lot. I would eat nothing but pizza almighty every damn day of my joke of a life if only it were possible.

I might anyway.

I like to fish ... and I like to play online. It's fun. I often pretend that I go fishing then lie about it online to people who think that I like to fish for real.

It's all a lie! Just like my pitiful existance - a textbook example of what too much education and not enough supervision can leed to.

Did I mention that I have an unhealthy obsesion with the Octomom? I think she's hot and I will will fight to the death with any man who stands between me and my future overly-fertile bride.

I'm geting really bored now - I blame George W B-B-Bush. He did it because he HATES me!

Welcome, I liked you're intro.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

I'm not good-looking, I DON'T have a six pack, I'm afraid of napkins, I don't make a load of cash and I have crazy, malicious eyes that scare the hell out of small animals and Christian fundamentalists.

I don't even know if any of this is real ... I mean ... we might all be just a tiny universe resting on a dustmite's behind - waiting for the unceremonious end.

Am I rambling? I sometimes forget that I have an audiance and sort of wander off into the abysmal depth's of my own demented mind...

I like pizza ... a lot. I would eat nothing but pizza almighty every damn day of my joke of a life if only it were possible.

I might anyway.

I like to fish ... and I like to play online. It's fun. I often pretend that I go fishing then lie about it online to people who think that I like to fish for real.

It's all a lie! Just like my pitiful existance - a textbook example of what too much education and not enough supervision can leed to.

Did I mention that I have an unhealthy obsesion with the Octomom? I think she's hot and I will will fight to the death with any man who stands between me and my future overly-fertile bride.

I'm geting really bored now - I blame George W B-B-Bush. He did it because he HATES me!

Welcome, I liked you're intro.

What ever are you talking about? What intro?

That garbage??? I have never seen it before and I have no idea what you are talking about!

(frantically searches for the 16 ton weight lever)

 

[syrenn]

i have so got to get in on this now....


welcome to the board.....

 

[freedombecki]

I'm not good-looking, I DON'T have a six pack, I'm afraid of napkins, I don't make a load of cash and I have crazy, malicious eyes that scare the hell out of small animals and Christian fundamentalists.

I don't even know if any of this is real ... I mean ... we might all be just a tiny universe resting on a dustmite's behind - waiting for the unceremonious end.

Am I rambling? I sometimes forget that I have an audiance and sort of wander off into the abysmal depth's of my own demented mind...

I like pizza ... a lot. I would eat nothing but pizza almighty every damn day of my joke of a life if only it were possible.

I might anyway.

I like to fish ... and I like to play online. It's fun. I often pretend that I go fishing then lie about it online to people who think that I like to fish for real.

It's all a lie! Just like my pitiful existance - a textbook example of what too much education and not enough supervision can leed to.

Did I mention that I have an unhealthy obsesion with the Octomom? I think she's hot and I will will fight to the death with any man who stands between me and my future overly-fertile bride.

I'm geting really bored now - I blame George W B-B-Bush. He did it because he HATES me!

Welcome to USMB, Mad_Cabbie. Hope you enjoy the boards.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

I'm not good-looking, I DON'T have a six pack, I'm afraid of napkins, I don't make a load of cash and I have crazy, malicious eyes that scare the hell out of small animals and Christian fundamentalists.

I don't even know if any of this is real ... I mean ... we might all be just a tiny universe resting on a dustmite's behind - waiting for the unceremonious end.

Am I rambling? I sometimes forget that I have an audiance and sort of wander off into the abysmal depth's of my own demented mind...

I like pizza ... a lot. I would eat nothing but pizza almighty every damn day of my joke of a life if only it were possible.

I might anyway.

I like to fish ... and I like to play online. It's fun. I often pretend that I go fishing then lie about it online to people who think that I like to fish for real.

It's all a lie! Just like my pitiful existance - a textbook example of what too much education and not enough supervision can leed to.

Did I mention that I have an unhealthy obsesion with the Octomom? I think she's hot and I will will fight to the death with any man who stands between me and my future overly-fertile bride.

I'm geting really bored now - I blame George W B-B-Bush. He did it because he HATES me!

Welcome to USMB, Mad_Cabbie. Hope you enjoy the boards.

Someone called me an idiot in the Political forum ... I cried ... did I MENTION that I cried?

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Wow! Four pages??? I'm a star ~

* * * * *

... And TOO GOOD for this place now; anyone want me to sign their keyboard?




"No pictures!"


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[BDBoop]

I'm not good-looking, I DON'T have a six pack, I'm afraid of napkins, I don't make a load of cash and I have crazy, malicious eyes that scare the hell out of small animals and Christian fundamentalists.

I don't even know if any of this is real ... I mean ... we might all be just a tiny universe resting on a dustmite's behind - waiting for the unceremonious end.

Am I rambling? I sometimes forget that I have an audiance and sort of wander off into the abysmal depth's of my own demented mind...

I like pizza ... a lot. I would eat nothing but pizza almighty every damn day of my joke of a life if only it were possible.

I might anyway.

I like to fish ... and I like to play online. It's fun. I often pretend that I go fishing then lie about it online to people who think that I like to fish for real.

It's all a lie! Just like my pitiful existance - a textbook example of what too much education and not enough supervision can leed to.

Did I mention that I have an unhealthy obsesion with the Octomom? I think she's hot and I will will fight to the death with any man who stands between me and my future overly-fertile bride.

I'm geting really bored now - I blame George W B-B-Bush. He did it because he HATES me!

Welcome to USMB, Mad_Cabbie. Hope you enjoy the boards.

Someone called me an idiot in the Political forum ... I cried ... did I MENTION that I cried?

Awww!!! /pat-pat

There, their, they're.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Welcome to USMB, Mad_Cabbie. Hope you enjoy the boards.

Someone called me an idiot in the Political forum ... I cried ... did I MENTION that I cried?

Awww!!! /pat-pat

There, their, they're.

Correct use of the words "there, their and they're," making me feel better already.

(Group hug.)

 

[BDBoop]

Someone called me an idiot in the Political forum ... I cried ... did I MENTION that I cried?

Awww!!! /pat-pat

There, their, they're.

Correct use of the words "there, their and they're," making me feel better already.

(Group hug.)

/hugs

//briskly pats Mad_Cabbie down for possible chocolate stashes

 

[Mertex]

I only have eyes for Octomom!

You'll need a big, big, big house.

I want a picket fence, some shrubs and a sump-pump.

That sounds so groovy......you might also have to appear on TV a few times...

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

You'll need a big, big, big house.

I want a picket fence, some shrubs and a sump-pump.

That sounds so groovy......you might also have to appear on TV a few times...

That MIGHT be problemaric - I'm incredibly shy.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Awww!!! /pat-pat

There, their, they're.

Correct use of the words "there, their and they're," making me feel better already.

(Group hug.)

/hugs

//briskly pats Mad_Cabbie down for possible chocolate stashes

THAT'S NOT CANDY!!!!

 

[Mertex]

I want a picket fence, some shrubs and a sump-pump.

That sounds so groovy......you might also have to appear on TV a few times...

That MIGHT be problemaric - I'm incredibly shy.

Er, hmmmm, I don't think so......

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

That sounds so groovy......you might also have to appear on TV a few times...

That MIGHT be problemaric - I'm incredibly shy.

Er, hmmmm, I don't think so......

I had a 94 year old lady tell me it was her birthday in my cabb, so I belted out sixteen candles! She wanted me to give her a hug and told me that I was a handsome man.

I told her she was very good looking herself!

Flirting with a 94 year old woman - just one of the many perks you enjoy when you are completly off your rocker ~

 

[percysunshine]

Dude, your avatar is naked.