Hey!

I need to run and get smokes

Dont worry about taking your wallet Jim. The government has secretly implanted a chip inside your body that will automatically deduct the money from your account.

It's still in the working phase... it could actually be deducted from your neighbor's account. In that case, grab me a pack too while your out. Marlboro Lights. Box.
 
I can't wait till they use these chips! They should have a lo-jack and anti-theft device on them too. I'll bet Jones has investigated this thoroughly. :)
 

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