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    Don't everyone talk at once!

    The noise is deafening.

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    SSSSSSSSHHHHHhhhhhhhh... geez. I cant hear the whur of the black helicopters circling outside my window!!!!

    I can hear them comin'
     
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    I need to run and get smokes, I hope 'the man' isn't outside waiting for me! :laugh:
     
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    Dont worry about taking your wallet Jim. The government has secretly implanted a chip inside your body that will automatically deduct the money from your account.

    It's still in the working phase... it could actually be deducted from your neighbor's account. In that case, grab me a pack too while your out. Marlboro Lights. Box.
     
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    I can't wait till they use these chips! They should have a lo-jack and anti-theft device on them too. I'll bet Jones has investigated this thoroughly. :)
     
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    Are those chips made by Haliburton?
     
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    Yes, and the bastards didn't even have to bid for the contract!
     
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