Economy bad? Take two tax hikes and call me in the morning. Can't get it up? Create another govt. entitlement program and increase the national debt. Headache? Mix one tax hike and three bribes to union mafiosos. Jobs outlook bad? Blame the rich and create class warfare and hatred of successful people. Foreign policy Arab Spring hitting the fan? Keep reminding people that you, personally, went and killed Bin Laden. Need money for re-election campaign? Become pro-gay marriage, take God and Jerusalem out of the Democrat campaign and watch the Hollywood commies and Muslims start writing million dollar checks for your campaign. Feel free to add more to this.