Hey ladies, What's a Real Man.?

[Toro]

A real man takes care of his kids. Any man that does not take care of his kids, is a pussy and should be shunned from society like the Eskimos or something.

Truer words have never been spoken Ms. Chanel.

I truly don't understand this. I would jump in front of a speeding train to save my son without hesitation, no questions asked. I can't imagine not being part of my son's life.

 

[random3434]

A real man takes care of his kids. Any man that does not take care of his kids, is a pussy and should be shunned from society like the Eskimos or something.

Truer words have never been spoken Ms. Chanel.

I truly don't understand this. I would jump in front of a speeding train to save my son without hesitation, no questions asked. I can't imagine not being part of my son's life.

Of course you would Toro. Just like there are women who abandon their children, which is beyond my comprehension, men do it too. Most of the men I know are like you, but unfortunately I know a few who aren't....................

 

[Lumpy 1]

Hey, don't mind me, I'm just a hot simmering piece of man meat, twittling my thumbs..

 

[goldcatt]

Anyone interested in becoming a real man may be interested in attending one of these courses.

Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.

1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.

2. Lavatory paper rolls: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.

3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and graphics.

4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into kitchen sink? Examples on video.

5. Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Help line and support groups.

6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

7. Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.

8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.

9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.

10. Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.

11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

I'm out of rep again, dammit!

 

[Colin]

This is what a real man looks like:
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[goldcatt]

 

[Dis]

This is what a real man looks like:
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Boy, I hope that's air brushed.. Looks awfully real, tho...

 

[RadiomanATL]

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Boy, I hope that's air brushed.. Looks awfully real, tho...

Its my baby pic.

Its all real.

 

[asaratis]