Hey does anyone know why the neanderthals died off 25,000years ago?

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    Because some damn idiots allowed the homosexuals to marry and the race died off.


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    Yeah, there are so few heterosexuals out there... :rolleyes:
     
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    Mebbe was ebola or marburg dat done the Neanderthals in...

    Human Diseases From Africa May Have Doomed Neanderthals
    April 11, 2016 - Diseases brought by modern humans from Africa, could have helped drive European neanderthals to extinction, according to a new study.
     
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    Did neanderthals have weddings and marriages? Did they suddenly decide that being homosexual was better than being heterosexual?

    You sound like you believe that the only thing stopping everyone from being gay is that they have not tried it. Are you afraid that you would like it too much?

    So much stupid in your one-line post.
     
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    Their heads got too big for their own good.
     
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    They elected Sernie Banders as their President on the promise that they'd never have to work, everything would be theirs -- for free!! Free food, free shelter.

    They all died off within 3 months
     
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    Global warming.
     
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    They didn't die off, they bred with Cro-Magnums. Every now and then you meet a dna throwback.

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