Hey Dateballs....

[Chips Rafferty]

....wasn't it you that was appalled about a RUMOUR of Muslim cannibalism?

"M-m-m....M-m-m!!...I just love Mum's Leg of Man roast dinner on Sundays after church!"

Yes.....Pusnuts, we all know they aren't REAL Christians.

How could they be, they're coons aren't they? And we all know Jesus, aka as "Sandy" MacChrist, was a snowy white Scottish Souper!

 

[Annie]

....wasn't it you that was appalled about a RUMOUR of Muslim cannibalism?

"M-m-m....M-m-m!!...I just love Mum's Leg of Man roast dinner on Sundays after church!"

Yes.....Pusnuts, we all know they aren't REAL Christians.

How could they be, they're coons aren't they? And we all know Jesus aka as "Sandy" MacChrist was a snowy white Scottish Souper!

Don't even have to read it. The US/Christians/West suck. Feel better big boy?

 

[Chips Rafferty]

Don't even have to read it. The US/Christians/West suck. Feel better big boy?

Now don’t be like that, Tangle Tits!

Where would decent folk like you be if there wasn’t low-life filth like me to feel all self-righteous about?

Who would be interested in the Wholly Babble, without the heretical whipping boys therein, to make the mice who read it feel self-righteously superior, without sinners like me?

Do you seriously think that transparently plastic impostors, like Dateballs and Co., would be putting on all that sickeningly saccharine, pretentious piety if their God REALLY unconditionally loved his kids, as they claim?

What if "He" didn’t give an idolatrous Cafflik’s arse if we didn’t obey his peculiarly (for a God) obsessive sexual laws? Do you think they would keep up the pretence then?

I bet Dateballs would have a 9 to 5 job at the local high school’s bike sheds sniffing girl’s bicycle seats - instead of secretively skulking around the Sunday school class’s bikes, as he does now.

What a miserable state bible believer’s tiny rent-a-minds must be in, when a once social pariah like me loves his kids infinitely more than their “God” loves them. And my kids have done far worse to me than what Eve did to the sadomasochistic \!/ they worship!

There is no way known anyone but a contemptibly cowardly crawler, hedging his bets about an “afterlife,” could pretend to love the Bible’s genocidal ogre of a God.

W-e-l-l, maybe B& D freaks might fit the bill. That is, poor bible bent bastards who think they deserve punishment for thinking that pussy, rather than pain, was God’s greatest invention ever.

(thanks for playin' the straight man again, Kaff!)

 

[Gunny]

Where would decent folk like you be if there wasn’t low-life filth like me to feel all self-righteous about?

That would be "feel all normal about?"

 

[Chips Rafferty]

That would be "feel all normal about?"

Now ya getting it, Gurney. Self-righteousness is the normal condition up there in the Christ centred Reich!

Now if we can just wean you off the correlated self-love for long enough, you may be able to connect the dots between these conditions; work out where they come from, and how this mental conditioning is indispensable to Uncle Sham and Daddy Warbuck’s (sorry about the redundancy!) plans for global dominance.

Then the inherently sanctimonious scales will fall from your eyes and you will finally have the answer to Dimwit’s contrived conundrum, “Why do they hate us, when we're so g-o-o-d?” (i.e. Bible abiding)

Come on son. If a brain damaged old drunk can put aside his pride and admit he’d been biblically had for forty years, it should be a piece of piss for a Mensa member Marine like you!

 

[Chips Rafferty]

That would be "feel all normal about?"

Now ya getting it, Gurney. Self-righteousness is the normal condition up there in the Reich!

Now if we can just wean you off the correlated self-love for long enough, you may be able to connect the dots between these conditions; work out where they come from, and why this cunning mental conditioning is indispensable to Uncle Sham and Daddy Warbuck’s (sorry about the redundancy!) plans for global dominance.

Then the sanctimonious scales will fall from your eyes and you will finally have the answer to Dimwit’s contrived conundrum,

“Why do they hate us, when we're so g-o-o-d?”

(i.e. Bible abiding)

Come on son. If a brain damaged old drunk can put aside his pride and admit he’d been biblically had for forty years, it should be a piece of piss for a Mensa member Marine like you!

 

[Gunny]

Now ya getting it, Gurney. Self-righteousness is the normal condition up there in the Reich!

Now if we can just wean you off the correlated self-love for long enough, you may be able to connect the dots between these conditions; work out where they come from, and why this cunning mental conditioning is indispensable to Uncle Sham and Daddy Warbuck’s (sorry about the redundancy!) plans for global dominance.

Then the sanctimonious scales will fall from your eyes and you will finally have the answer to Dimwit’s contrived conundrum, (i.e. Bible abiding)

Come on son. If a brain damaged old drunk can put aside his pride and admit he’d been biblically had for forty years, it should be a piece of piss for a Mensa member Marine like you!

Oh, I get it just fine. You put down a 12-pack or so of Victoria Bitters (how y'all can call that "beer" is beyond me) and log on.

Then you just make this shit up as you go along to make me laugh.

Pretty simple, really.

 

[Diuretic]

Oh, I get it just fine. You put down a 12-pack or so of Victoria Bitters (how y'all can call that "beer" is beyond me) and log on.

Then you just make this shit up as you go along to make me laugh.

Pretty simple, really.

VB isn't real beer, I truly hope Chips doesn't drink it. Bogan Ale

Disclaimer: In 1973 I was persuaded to drink a lot of it one night. Next day I swore I would never touch it again and I didn't, haven't and won't.

 

[Gunny]

VB isn't real beer, I truly hope Chips doesn't drink it. Bogan Ale

Disclaimer: In 1973 I was persuaded to drink a lot of it one night. Next day I swore I would never touch it again and I didn't, haven't and won't.

I drank ONE. Don't remember what I ended up replacing it with, but I DO remember that ONE.

I'll go Wild Turkey straight first.

 

[Diuretic]

Gives a me a fierce bloody headache, the crap is full of chemicals

 

[manu1959]

Where would decent folk like you be if there wasn’t low-life filth like me to feel all self-righteous about?

well i guess...........

Where would low-life filth like you be if there wasn’t decent folk like us for you to feel all self-righteous about?

someone has to be at the bottom of the class

 

[Shattered]

Is there anything you guys won't stick in your face?

 

[Chips Rafferty]

Is there anything you guys won't stick in your face?

There's nothing wrong with making a meal of the ol' front bum!

 

[Shattered]

There's nothing wrong with making a meal of the ol' front bum!

 

[Chips Rafferty]

VB isn't real beer, I truly hope Chips doesn't drink it. Bogan Ale

Disclaimer: In 1973 I was persuaded to drink a lot of it one night. Next day I swore I would never touch it again and I didn't, haven't and won't.

I drank anything and everything - except "South Walk!"

 

[Chips Rafferty]

 

[Annie]

Hey, one can respond however to your post, but you are supposed to be so much brighter than this. Guess not?

 

[Chips Rafferty]

Hey, one can respond however to your post, but you are supposed to be so much brighter than this. Guess not?

Poor Kaffy. Now she's crook on cunnilingus!

Don't bag it before you try it, Toots!

Truth be told, she's actually crook on her prissy pussy phobic partner because he won't kai kai her!

 

[Annie]

Poor Kaffy. Now she's crook on cunnilingus!

Don't bag it before you try it, Toots!

Truth be told, she's actually crook on her prissy pussy phobic partner because he won't kai kai her!

Right chips.

 

[Shattered]

I don't suppose you'd consider behaving yourself, and not being so...icky, huh?