Hey....Christina Aguillera........

[Mini 14]

If you're going to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, please......

LEARN THE FUCKING WORDS!!!!!

 

[Jon]

They should have let Lea Michele sing the Anthem. She's got more talent in her little finger than Christina could ever possibly imagine.

 

[Oddball]

Worst rendition of Star Spangled Banner since Rosanne Barr.

This is the Super Bowl, ferchrissakes, and this was the best they could come up with?

 

[Jon]

Worst rendition of Star Spangled Banner since Rosanne Barr.

The difference is Christina Aguilera is actually a singer, and I still think Roseanne was better.

 

[Oddball]

I saw no indication that Agulera could sing.

William Hung would've been a better choice.

 

[Mini 14]

That was pathetic.

And right after it they give us Michael Douglas telling us "its more than just a game."

But not a big enough deal to get the National Anthem right, evidently.

sigh.....

I think the herpes has spread to her brain.

 

[Grace]

They chose her because of her looks. Sex sells.

 

[Oddball]

Could've fooled me...She looked like pure shit.

That face was a color not found in any human human flesh I've seen and her hair was a pure disaster.

 

[Mini 14]

They chose her because of her looks. Sex sells.

If that's true, then I vote next year we put Julie Benz in a bikini on the 50 yard line and have Willie Nelson piped in from his jail cell.

Somehow, I think Willie knows the words.

Even when he's stoned.

 

[Jon]

To make up for Aguilera's vocal malfunction, here are some of the best renditions from Super Bowl's past:

2010:
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2009:
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2008:
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(Notice that's 3 American Idol contestants in a row...)

2004:
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And by far the best rendition in Super Bowl history:

1991:
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Honorable mention goes to Diana Ross in 1982, whose video I cannot find on YouTube.

 

[Mini 14]

NOBODY beats Sara Evans:

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Even the socialists sing the National Anthem in Bryant Denny

 

[Sarah G]

If you're going to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, please......

LEARN THE FUCKING WORDS!!!!!

She knows the words. Not certain why everyone hates Christina lately. I used to love that song Genie in a Bottle..

 

[Jon]

Sara's good, but:

1. I was only doing Super Bowls.

2. Whitney's still better.

 

[Mini 14]

Sara's good, but:

1. I was only doing Super Bowls.

2. Whitney's still better.

Whitney's was epic, I admit.

I just got a thing for Sara Evans.....

in a Bama jersey.....

with her reputation

 

[Sarah G]

And What a Girl Wants..

 

[Mini 14]

If you're going to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, please......

LEARN THE FUCKING WORDS!!!!!

She knows the words. Not certain why everyone hates Christina lately. I used to love that song Genie in a Bottle..

So what then.....

She thought we'd like HER lyrics better than Key's?

She butchered it, honestly. Did you see it?

 

[chanel]

Disgraceful. I was embarrassed for her.

 

[Sarah G]

If you're going to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, please......

LEARN THE FUCKING WORDS!!!!!

She knows the words. Not certain why everyone hates Christina lately. I used to love that song Genie in a Bottle..

So what then.....

She thought we'd like HER lyrics better than Key's?

She butchered it, honestly. Did you see it?

Hater.

 

[Oddball]

If you're going to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, please......

LEARN THE FUCKING WORDS!!!!!

She knows the words. Not certain why everyone hates Christina lately. I used to love that song Genie in a Bottle..

You obviously didn't see it.

This has nothing to do with allegedly hating Agulera...It has to do with the fact that she absolutely butchered the National Anthem on the biggest stage she will ever have.

Two words: Total...Disaster.

 

[Sarah G]

If you're going to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, please......

LEARN THE FUCKING WORDS!!!!!

She knows the words. Not certain why everyone hates Christina lately. I used to love that song Genie in a Bottle..

You obviously didn't see it.

This has nothing to do with allegedly hating Agulera...It has to do with the fact that she absolutely butchered the National Anthem on the biggest stage she will ever have.

Two words: Total...Disaster.

Are you guys gonna hate The Black Eyed Peas too?

No, I didn't see it.

Still 0-0