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  1. xotoxi
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    1. Crank the heat in your bedroom up to 95 degrees.
    2. Climb under your bed.
    3. Lie there for 8 days.

    Do you think you'd make it before going insane?
     
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    I would last a hour.
     
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    Great analogy, don't think I'll be trying it any time soon.
     
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    First of all, I don't think that I could fit underneath my bed (due to my curvaceousness), but if I could, I probably would not have enough clearance to turn my head from side to side. Therefore, I would need to lie there with my head facing exclusively to either the left or the right.

    Plus, if whilst climbing underneath, the metal on the bedframe lacerated the skin on my shoulderblade, I wouldn't be able to apply any pressure or tend to it until I was rescued from underneath my bed.
     
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    I think some posters here post under those conditions.
     
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    If it's the one I saw on the news, when rescued he raised is hands in the air because he was so happy. Amazing kid.

    Whatever happened to his family? Did they make it out okay?
     
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    You weren't supposed to tell. :eusa_shifty:
     
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    At 95 degrees I wouldn't last 5 minutes anywhere in the house with all the windows open in the dead of winter. Anything past 67 or so . . . . forgetaboutit. <---toxi, look! the last three letters spell 'tit'. hehe
     
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    It must be getting crowded under there.
     
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    It's an exclusive club. :eusa_shhh:
     

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