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  1. manu1959
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    I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.

    I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

    The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

    I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

    The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

    I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

    Most of us old guys are helpful like that.
     
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    *older woman evil look*
     
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    Sorry, I was looking at the lighting fixtures. If you guys wouldn't spend so much time drooling over the power tools you wouldn't lose your women like that.

    :lol:
     
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    Phoenix fideli certa merces

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    :lol:

    Helpful indeed.
     

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