Help me.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Pappadave, Aug 28, 2010.

  1. Pappadave

    Pappadave Member

    Aug 12, 2010
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    Please help me. I am a liberal, I always think left, go left, act left. I find I have no rights!

    Please help me. I am a conservative, I always think right, go right, act right. I have nothing left!

    Please help me. I am an Independent. I follow no leader or group, I must go my own way, I find I do not like solitary confinement!

    Please help me. I am a moderate. I can't go left or right. I am stuck on the interstate highway system and can't get off!

    Please help me. I am an anarchist. I am so disgusted with everything that I want to tear everything down. I have no foundation to build on!

    Others? Add to the list. Peace, Love, and Faith. Pappadave.
    Last edited: Aug 28, 2010

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