- Banned
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So, I was part of a evaluation for potential new hires.
HR has sort of indicated that they value #1 Credit Score (which I'm not allowed to know apparently... 'course then again I don't care), #2 Education, #3 Diversity, #4 My assessment on Ability. The job was an entry'ish level job working with information technology, process management and some light engineering. Basically some secretarial work, and some project management. Really just needed some organized person to know how to delegate tasks to the right people and step in if required.
Great, just flippin' great. It's not even "their" criteria, it's just the stupid hiring agency they use.
Personally I don't care about diversity, education or a bullshit credit score... I just want someone who can do the job, and keep the department on track.
Still, I'm not going to base my 'commendations on this stupid message board, I just thought it an interesting opportunity for discussion. (spoiler: The decision was already made in December).
Person A - I have no idea on the credit score, Bachelors degree (applicable to job), fresh out of college. Apparently worked in fast food when he was in high school, no reply on my background check. Not what 'merica defines as a minority, though of all the people I've interviewed this kid was exceptionally a dipshit. When I interviewed him just didn't seem to know what he was talking about though kept bringing up some crap about football. Basically demanded what amounted to a management position, yet had clearly no experience or any idea how to do anything.
Person B - High School graduate, I'd guess 700'ish credit score (talked 'little about the mortgage, the bills for kids)... seemed pretty organized? Probably will retire in about 5 years. A lot of work experience in various fields, former managers "off record" said she was awesome, only that she had to take time off irregularly. She was a "minority", because she was a "she" and the last name... Double whammy to the diversity czars. Hell, I even liked her, seemed like a nice person to have in the office. More importantly, she knew what the hell she was talking about. The anecdotes she shared indicated she knew which kind of work went to the people on hand. Only "problem", she cut herself waaay short in her salary demand... almost wanted to tell her to ask for more.
Person C - No idea about credit score can only assume "not good"(she kept saying she was behind on payments). Associates (surprisingly applicable) and attending the university. Had a *ahem*, verifiable work experience... though absolutely not related to the job. Nothing like calling a "gentleman's" club to discuss work experience. Was completely clueless about the job though expressed an interest in "willing to learn". Well, she was a "she" so that would make the diversity czar happy. Refused to engage in discussion about salary, just "I'm sure you will pay me what I'm worth". My personal opinion was a vision of a train wreck of an employee.
Person D - Pretty much blurted out they had no credit score, like literally no credit score. Now I have to interject here, the only reason this guy made it to the interview phase was because I happened to be bored one afternoon and looked through the candidate profiles that came in on the old system (before the retard hiring agency). And I think he was asian or russian or something! So HR apparently humored me. This kid never even finished high school instead started building systems directly related to the job. Crazy thing is that he didn't even want the salary position, just wanted a 1099! Checked with the previous contracts he worked...seriously, I was impressed. For Christ sake we had a chance to hire the next Steve Jobs! (spoiler, not hired).
Person E - No idea of credit. Bachelors from the local university (not applicable). Minority (HR made this clear), obviously the diversity czar would be happy. Multiple job experience in retail, fast food, and labor. Mangers who replied only stated "worked here for one pay period", seriously same reply every time. At the interview he didn't know how to even begin to express the details of the job. Just demanded the salary.com minimum for the job, ye went right to that. Otherwise he also kept stating "you know what I am sayin'?" every question... and no, I did not know what he was saying because he wouldn't even answer the goddamed questions.
(There were more candidates, a whole blur of them)
So, clean debate. Who represented the best hire?.
HR has sort of indicated that they value #1 Credit Score (which I'm not allowed to know apparently... 'course then again I don't care), #2 Education, #3 Diversity, #4 My assessment on Ability. The job was an entry'ish level job working with information technology, process management and some light engineering. Basically some secretarial work, and some project management. Really just needed some organized person to know how to delegate tasks to the right people and step in if required.
Great, just flippin' great. It's not even "their" criteria, it's just the stupid hiring agency they use.
Personally I don't care about diversity, education or a bullshit credit score... I just want someone who can do the job, and keep the department on track.
Still, I'm not going to base my 'commendations on this stupid message board, I just thought it an interesting opportunity for discussion. (spoiler: The decision was already made in December).
Person A - I have no idea on the credit score, Bachelors degree (applicable to job), fresh out of college. Apparently worked in fast food when he was in high school, no reply on my background check. Not what 'merica defines as a minority, though of all the people I've interviewed this kid was exceptionally a dipshit. When I interviewed him just didn't seem to know what he was talking about though kept bringing up some crap about football. Basically demanded what amounted to a management position, yet had clearly no experience or any idea how to do anything.
Person B - High School graduate, I'd guess 700'ish credit score (talked 'little about the mortgage, the bills for kids)... seemed pretty organized? Probably will retire in about 5 years. A lot of work experience in various fields, former managers "off record" said she was awesome, only that she had to take time off irregularly. She was a "minority", because she was a "she" and the last name... Double whammy to the diversity czars. Hell, I even liked her, seemed like a nice person to have in the office. More importantly, she knew what the hell she was talking about. The anecdotes she shared indicated she knew which kind of work went to the people on hand. Only "problem", she cut herself waaay short in her salary demand... almost wanted to tell her to ask for more.
Person C - No idea about credit score can only assume "not good"(she kept saying she was behind on payments). Associates (surprisingly applicable) and attending the university. Had a *ahem*, verifiable work experience... though absolutely not related to the job. Nothing like calling a "gentleman's" club to discuss work experience. Was completely clueless about the job though expressed an interest in "willing to learn". Well, she was a "she" so that would make the diversity czar happy. Refused to engage in discussion about salary, just "I'm sure you will pay me what I'm worth". My personal opinion was a vision of a train wreck of an employee.
Person D - Pretty much blurted out they had no credit score, like literally no credit score. Now I have to interject here, the only reason this guy made it to the interview phase was because I happened to be bored one afternoon and looked through the candidate profiles that came in on the old system (before the retard hiring agency). And I think he was asian or russian or something! So HR apparently humored me. This kid never even finished high school instead started building systems directly related to the job. Crazy thing is that he didn't even want the salary position, just wanted a 1099! Checked with the previous contracts he worked...seriously, I was impressed. For Christ sake we had a chance to hire the next Steve Jobs! (spoiler, not hired).
Person E - No idea of credit. Bachelors from the local university (not applicable). Minority (HR made this clear), obviously the diversity czar would be happy. Multiple job experience in retail, fast food, and labor. Mangers who replied only stated "worked here for one pay period", seriously same reply every time. At the interview he didn't know how to even begin to express the details of the job. Just demanded the salary.com minimum for the job, ye went right to that. Otherwise he also kept stating "you know what I am sayin'?" every question... and no, I did not know what he was saying because he wouldn't even answer the goddamed questions.
(There were more candidates, a whole blur of them)
So, clean debate. Who represented the best hire?.