Help for depressed liberals

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Merlin1047, Nov 6, 2004.

  1. Merlin1047
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    Are you little darlings despondent that you didn't get to shove your brand of secularism or socialism down the throats of Americans this last election? Are you dejected because those knuckle-dragging troglodyte conservatives rejected the flip-flopping gigolo you revered?

    Are you frustrated even more when the Canadian government indicated that they had a sufficiency of liberals and you will have to wait at least a year before you can move to your socialist utopia?

    WELL FRET NOT, MY LEFT WING FRIENDS - help is at hand. Simply check out this site and you're on your way!!!!!!!!

    Bon voyage (hee hee)

    http://www.marryanamerican.ca/
     
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    For that matter, marry a Frenchie, a Brit, an Austrailian, a German... just leave already! :D (joking of course)

    Seriously, though, the fewer liberals there are in 2008, the better chance of another Republican victory!
     
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    WTF? :confused:
     
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    Hell, man - they forgot to push one of their most attractive selling points:

    "Gender not important"!
     

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