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    :lmao:Welcome HH, forgive me as I just woke from a long needed rest, 8 days. You see, I amso IR ran his alligator mouth and overloaded his parakeet, do you mind profanity(?) ass? As a result, he was placed in the "cooler" which is located at the end of the universe, which is located within the "Last Chance Saloon", which can be found in the Rubber Room located in the "taunting area" which is at the bottom of the "Forums". Move to Forums, Rubber Room, Last Chance Saloon and look through the posts until you see "bunnie" and that will be me, "Timmy" using my own web site created by me as I amso IR, I think, should you agree with dual personality rational, which by the way is a medical fact. A guy from Arizona described it perfectly
    one day by simply stating " most soldiers come back from war with no personality, this cat seems to have come back with two" or words to that effect.
    Anyhow I, "Timmy" am my other self's protector and guide. I speak only when required and have been allowed to do so by our outstanding Corp of Moderators, or Mod(s). They are by in large a great group of folks who put up with the rest and take more than a little bit of ribbing and abuse from the "undeserving" such as I amso IR can be.
    Please join I amso IR and myself at the end of the universe, and know, that is the least moderated area of the USMB. Almost anything you can think of goes on there and the official spokes person and founder, bodecaa or something along those lines established the place back in 2014 as a location to relax, sip bubbly and converse. And where else, at the end of the universe away from more sensitive minds and hench the last stop for the wayward soul abusing everyone else. Last Chance!
    See you around and in all sincerely yours, Timmy. Welcome :lmao::lol:
     
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    What can I say...

    Sorry, but I'm more like - Wild and crazy with friends but sweet and lovely to take home to mama.
     
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    Thanks but no thanks. The only end of the universe I will be reading is in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
     
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    Thanks. Let's just say I've beat up and body slam another gal twice my size for pulling my hair very hard. My uncle taught me to box and defend myself physically and mentally. My dad said I should of been in the CIA 'cause ain't no one thinkin such a sweet looking little girl is so vicious.
     
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    What doom and gloom are you speaking of Lumpy. Tell me what is the best of times for you. You know your grandkids have to live in this world. It's harder to live than die my friend.
     
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    Eh, just the cycle of civilizations, the ebb and flow... depressing stuff I tend to not dwell on usually. I'm over it .. :laugh:

    Soooo, you been running around beating up women twice your size, eh. I always felt sorry for the dumbasses I had to beat up, I guess I'm low on the killer instinct..
     
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    Stick with and it will become normal just like every one else.
     
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    I didn't want to beat her but I had enough. I was in middle school and she bullied everybody. It was just my turn I guess so I just showed her she picked on the wrong person. I'm tough as nails but again my dual nature...I cannot look at disgusting things because it makes my head spin sickly.Certain colors make me sick to my stomach. I can't even drive on a certain road because there is a house that is painted with such a nasty color that I almost crashed my car. But, it is sad that I have a killer instinct. If someone attacked me in a dark alley that person either dies or I will.

    In human history almost all nations who were ruled by a female person or had a matriarchal system instead of a patriarchal system was almost always war like most of the time. And they say men are more aggressive.
     
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    Sit Boo Boo, sit!
     
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    This is all most unbecoming.

    I would never conduct myself like this, it could result in a disaster situation, I might break a fingernail and have to get my Manicurist out to the house for an Emergency Appointment :haha:

    Even worse I might drop my Martini :omg:
     
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