Hello

[Sally Vater]

I'm a little old lady so be sweet. Thank you, dearies.

 

[DarkFury]

Welcome.

 

[Auld Phart]

Only if you bribe us with fresh baked chocolate chip cookies,

 

[Sally Vater]

Oh, I have some nice cookies with medical marijuana. Doctor put me on it because I can't take pain pills.

 

[defcon4]

Only if you bribe us with fresh baked chocolate chip cookies,

I thought you go that from D4E...

 

[defcon4]

Welcome

 

[Auld Phart]

Only if you bribe us with fresh baked chocolate chip cookies,

I thought you go that from D4E...

Nope.

I've been on a diet for about 4 months...

and I'd welcome the devil himself for a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie.

 

[Mr. H.]

Nice to meet you, ma'am.

Be patient, cautious, and diligent around here and you will be greatly rewarded.

Unless you drink heavily, as do I.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Hello Sally. How do we know you're not really a 400 lbs. hairy Samoan with a tutu fetish?

Just kidding. Welcome!

 

[Sally Vater]

I have some rice krispie treats my friend made. I eat one and an hour later listening to the Beatles White Album, zowie.

 

[Sally Vater]

Nice to meet you, ma'am.

Be patient, cautious, and diligent around here and you will be greatly rewarded.

Unless you drink heavily, as do I.

I will be wary and wise. I suspect there will be landmines.

 

[Sally Vater]

Hello Sally. How do we know you're not really a 400 lbs. hairy Samoan with a tutu fetish?

Just kidding. Welcome!

I hear ya, it's the internet. Ooo, ooo, just heard that the Yankees have been eliminated from the playoffs. Goodie.

 

[Hossfly]

I'm a little old lady so be sweet. Thank you, dearies.

 

[April]

I'm a little old lady so be sweet. Thank you, dearies.

 

[defcon4]

I'm a little old lady so be sweet. Thank you, dearies.

I wish you'd put some scarier welcome sign up there...

 

[LA RAM FAN]

I'm a little old lady so be sweet. Thank you, dearies.

hello there,here let me give you a cane to help you aboard the welcome wagon.

 

[RedTeamTex]

Howdy Sally!

 

[Mertex]

I'm a little old lady so be sweet. Thank you, dearies.

Welcome....hope you are living up to your name......