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    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table

    >A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand

    >dollars > ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

    >She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when

    >I'm completely nude."

    >With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice

    >and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

    >As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and

    >squealed...

    >"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!

    >She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her

    >clothes and quickly departed.

    >The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.

    >Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,

    >"I don't know - I thought you were watching."

    >MORAL:

    >Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
     
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