Heh ma,did you heard the one about

[Foolardi]

Some fight for a race to see about a new speakers house.
Harold you got that backwards.
Well I done read about it on some intranet joint.
Humans don't done read ... Harold.
In that intranet they shore done do.And did.
Harold try to use proper grammar.
Why Ma,you mean like on the 50's TV show ,,, - The Rifleman -.
Where little son Mark calls his Dad " Paw " at least every 2 minutes.
And there's usually some fights aplenty.Sometimes about houses.
Usually about who's the baddest guy around.
Is that what this House of Congresss is lookin fir ... Ma ?
Yes Harold ... you nailed it.Now go to your room and
stop using your older sisters Devices.
You mean like her hair curler.Yes Harold.And keep away from
her Diary.That's private.
You mean like Votin' Ma. ? Um ... I guess you could say that,Harold.
I just done did Ma.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

I don't get it.
And it's..INTERNET. Not intranet. There is a difference.

Again...a refresher course on the definition of satire...along with grammar constructive skills is in order.

 

[Foolardi]

I don't get it.
And it's..INTERNET. Not intranet. There is a difference.

Again...a refresher course on the definition of satire...along with grammar constructive skills is in order.

I chose to constructive a style complimentary to The Times.
They are a changin'.Or dint yer great grand pappy done go over
that in yer household.Or Houseboat.Maybe the barn with indoor
outhouse.And exposed plumbing and just a straw floor.
If you done tink yer Satire can compete with my Satire,
then Go fir it.There are free thinkers and those who think
like billygoats and chew when they think.
" To live is the rarest thing in the world.
Most people exist,that is all. " -- O.Wilde
Do not tread on one's Satire.
" The public is wonderfully tolerant.They forgive
everything but genius " - O.Wilde { Intentions } 1891