Heaven in Islam

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Allah's reward in heaven for believer's : big breasted virgins, pearly boys, fruit, honey, milk, wine, clean water, gold bracelet, fine Persian silk (istabraq), mansion, couch, chicken meat & fine weather. (note: Istabraq is a luxury good of the 7th century from Iran, its like Allah promising me Gucci today)

Allah hath promised to Believers, men and women, gardens under which rivers flow, to dwell therein, and beautiful mansions in gardens of everlasting bliss. But the greatest bliss is the good pleasure of Allah: that is the supreme felicity (Quran 9 72)

For them will be Gardens of Eternity; beneath them rivers will flow; they will be adorned therein with bracelets of gold, and they will wear green garments of fine silk ( transliteration: istabraq) and heavy brocade: They will recline therein on raised thrones. How good the recompense! How beautiful a couch to recline on! (Qur'an 18:31)

(Here is) a Parable of the Garden which the righteous are promised: in it are rivers of water incorruptible; rivers of milk of which the taste never changes; rivers of wine, a joy to those who drink; and rivers of honey pure and clear. In it there are for them all kinds of fruits; and Grace from their Lord. (Can those in such Bliss) be compared to such as shall dwell for ever in the Fire, and be given, to drink, boiling water, so that it cuts up their bowels (to pieces)? (Qur'an 47:15)

Round about them will serve, (devoted) to them, young male servants (handsome) as Pearls well-guarded. (Qur'an 52:24)

In them will be (Maidens), chaste, restraining their glances, whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;- (Qur'an 55:56)

And full-breasted [companions] of equal age (Quran 78 33)

(They will be) on Thrones encrusted (with gold and precious stones), Reclining on them, facing each other. Round about them will (serve) youths of perpetual (freshness), With goblets, (shining) beakers, and cups (filled) out of clear-flowing fountains:No after-ache will they receive therefrom, nor will they suffer intoxication: And with fruits, any that they may select: (21)And the flesh of fowls, any that they may desire. And (there will be) Companions with beautiful, big, and lustrous eyes,- Like unto Pearls well-guarded. (Qur'an 56:15-23)

And because they were patient and constant, He will reward them with a Garden and (garments of) silk. (13)Reclining in the (Garden) on raised thrones, they will see there neither the sun's (excessive heat) nor (the moon's) excessive cold. And the shades of the (Garden) will come low over them, and the bunches (of fruit), there, will hang low in humility. And amongst them will be passed round vessels of silver and goblets of crystal,- Crystal-clear, made of silver: they will determine the measure thereof (according to their wishes). And they will be given to drink there of a Cup (of Wine) mixed with Zanjabil,- A fountain there, called Salsabil. And round about them will (serve) youths of perpetual (freshness): If thou seest them, thou wouldst think them scattered Pearls. (Qur'an 76:12-19)
 
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Good looking arab women all over the middle east and they dress them like ninjas.

If I started a cult 1400 years ago they'd be wearing bikini's and drinking Coors Light.

You'd be obligated as a man to drive them wherever they wanted to go, because they'd be too drunk from partying all night to do it themselves, but SOMEONE has to do the shopping..

I shouldn't have to blow myself up in a crowd of people to enjoy women here.

The sick goat fuckers can have the little boys.


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Sounds like a fancy New Orleans cathouse.

Yeah, but arab women were built to fuck. Some of the most amazing bodies God made for men.

Leave it to the worshipers of lucifer to drape them in layers of black table cloth and beat the shit out of them for going outside alone.


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Allah hath promised to Believers, men and women, gardens under which rivers flow, to dwell therein, and beautiful mansions in gardens of everlasting bliss. But the greatest bliss is the good pleasure of Allah: that is the supreme felicity (Quran 9 72)

Wonder where that came from, Christians were suppose to live in mansions in the sky and eternal bliss, with flowing waters. The book of Revelation.

 
It was narrated from Abu Umamah that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said:
“There is no one whom Allah will admit to Paradise but Allah will marry him to seventy-two wives, two from houris and seventy from his inheritance from the people of Hell, all of whom will have desirable front passages and he will have a male member that never becomes flaccid (i.e., soft and limp).’”

Sunan Ibn Majah » Zuhd - كتاب الزهد »Vol. 5, Book 37, Hadith 4337

Ali narrated that the Messenger of Allah (s.a.w) said:
"Indeed in Paradise there is a market in which there is no buying nor selling- except for images of men and women. So whenever a man desires an image, he enters it."
Vol. 4, Book 12, Hadith 2550 Jami` at-Tirmidhi » Chapters on the description of Paradise
 
It was narrated from Abu Umamah that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said:
“There is no one whom Allah will admit to Paradise but Allah will marry him to seventy-two wives, two from houris and seventy from his inheritance from the people of Hell, all of whom will have desirable front passages and he will have a male member that never becomes flaccid (i.e., soft and limp).’”
Sunan Ibn Majah » Zuhd - كتاب الزهد »Vol. 5, Book 37, Hadith 4337

Ali narrated that the Messenger of Allah (s.a.w) said:
"Indeed in Paradise there is a market in which there is no buying nor selling- except for images of men and women. So whenever a man desires an image, he enters it."
Vol. 4, Book 12, Hadith 2550 Jami` at-Tirmidhi » Chapters on the description of Paradise

Can you give some comments that are your own, or do you have to copy and paste from other sources as your only reply?
 
"..two from houris and seventy from his inheritance from the people of Hell.."
It means Allah will lend 70 raunchy hookers (who undergoing punishment in Hell) to the male believers in Heaven to enjoy.

"..except for images of men and women.
So whenever a man desires an image, he enters it."

This means the male believers can enjoy hetero sex in Heaven.
 
I hear that you get 72 virgins in Muslim heaven. But too bad they're all guys. :lol:
 

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