Health Club Follies

[DGS49]

Well, it's that time of year again. All the lazy and/or fat people who bought - or were given - health club memberships for the Winter Solstice Holiday will be crowding out the Regulars at the Nation's health clubs for the next month or so.

They will be carrying around towels and bottles of water, wearing three layers of new, stylish exercise togs, running from one machine to the next, and ignoring all of the courtesies that are necessary for the smooth operation of the club. Worst is when they leave a towel on a machine then walk away for fifteen minutes to recover and gab.

They are a real pain in the ass.

Fortunately, they will all be a distant memory by Groundhog Day.

 

[auditor0007]

Well, it's that time of year again. All the lazy and/or fat people who bought - or were given - health club memberships for the Winter Solstice Holiday will be crowding out the Regulars at the Nation's health clubs for the next month or so.

They will be carrying around towels and bottles of water, wearing three layers of new, stylish exercise togs, running from one machine to the next, and ignoring all of the courtesies that are necessary for the smooth operation of the club. Worst is when they leave a towel on a machine then walk away for fifteen minutes to recover and gab.

They are a real pain in the ass.

Fortunately, they will all be a distant memory by Groundhog Day.

What I love is the people who go to the gym and wear as much clothing as they can. They will have two pair of sweatshirts on and heavy sweatpants, so they sweat a lot while using one of the many different types of cardio machines (treadmill, elliptical, Arc, Bike). So they sweat a lot and lose a lot of water weight, but that just comes back as soon as they drink more water, which they need because the loss of fluids will lead to dehydration if they don't. Seriously, they could just go sit in a sauna and get the same result.

Then you have the ones who decide to walk at 2.5 miles per hour on the treadmill while they read their favorite novel. WTF???? You're there to work out, not to fucking read. Why bother?