Health Care Bill no longer needed; Obama's presence can Heal People

[Sunni Man]

Benny Hinn and all of you Faith Healers move over.

There is a new Sheriff in town.

Pres. Obama was able to bring Congresswoman Giffords out of a coma just by his presence in her room.

Forget universal health care.

We will just march people thru the Oval Office and have Obama bless them.

Health care costs will basically go down to zero.

The only downside will be all of the Doctors and nurses in the unemployment lines.

 

[Oddball]

Sweeeeeet!

 

[Big Black Dog]

I believe you must have forgotten to take your medications today.

 

[Sunni Man]

Not only did Obama heal Congresswoman Giffords.

He even told us what she was thinking when she opened her eyes.

So not only is Obama a miracle healer.

He is also a mind reading savant.

 

[Oddball]

Mebbe he can lay his hands on all of us!

 

[boedicca]

Only if he wears rubber gloves. And where does he fit?

 

[Sunni Man]

If Obama has these kind of super natural powers now.

Just think how awesome his abilities will be during his second-term !!

 

[High_Gravity]

Obama is the chosen one.