have you ever had a nightmare about politics?

[basquebromance]

Nightmare I dreamed I was an Indian billionaire who lives in an ugly 27 story house in Bombay with my 600 servants and I paid Hillary Clinton and John Kerry to disco down.

 

[JGalt]

Was there lots of cocaine? You can't Disco without lots of cocaine.

If not, curry powder would do.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I had a dream I was being pursued and made a wrong turn into a dark alley where JakeStarkey, bodecea , Dante, g5000, and Zona had me trapped when I suddenly realized they were all spawned by the same person and all I had to do was repeat the following magical phrase,

"HEY MAL, WILL YOU JUST GET A LIFE AND FUCK OFF AND NOT IN THAT EXACT ORDER EITHER!"

They all vanished into the ether

 

[basquebromance]

i once dreamed of President Trump chatting with a "spectacular" blonde girl who is not from Washington, but a Russian? after that, a lot of things happened. A LOT OF THINGS. sex, treason, rock & roll, the rest of it!

 

[harmonica]

I had one dream where I stabbed a Japanese soldier in the head
one dream I had where I was far from home and was freakin out how to get home
I was at an airport and OJ Simpson gave me 5 cents to get home

 

[g5000]

I've had a lot of weird dreams, but nary a one about politics. Ever.

Now I probably will.

 

[JGalt]

I had a dream I was being pursued and made a wrong turn into a dark alley where JakeStarkey, bodecea , Dante, g5000, and Zona had me trapped when I suddenly realized they were all spawned by the same person and all I had to do was repeat the following magical phrase,

"HEY MAL, WILL YOU JUST GET A LIFE AND FUCK OFF AND NOT IN THAT EXACT ORDER EITHER!"

They all vanished into the ether

Your dreams are so complicated. All I ever have bad dreams about is running out of ammunition.

 

[Rambunctious]

I had a dream about me and Sarah Palin....but I won't go into the details.....

 

[Dante Reawakened]

I had a dream I was being pursued and made a wrong turn into a dark alley where JakeStarkey, bodecea , Dante, g5000, and Zona had me trapped when I suddenly realized they were all spawned by the same person and all I had to do was repeat the following magical phrase,

"HEY MAL, WILL YOU JUST GET A LIFE AND FUCK OFF AND NOT IN THAT EXACT ORDER EITHER!"

They all vanished into the ether

Hmm...

 

[tyroneweaver]

Nightmare I dreamed I was an Indian billionaire who lives in an ugly 27 story house in Bombay with my 600 servants and I paid Hillary Clinton and John Kerry to disco down.

Last night mare I had was I was back in hs playing bb and I threw every pass away

 

[lennypartiv]

I had a dream about me and Sarah Palin....but I won't go into the details.....

Palin isn't in office anymore. It's time to have dreams about Lauren Boebert.

 

[Billiejeens]

We are all having it together
Right now.

 

[JGalt]

We are all having it together
Right now.

Thanks for that idea. I just renamed my "Biden List" to "The Biden Nightmare."


The Biden Nightmare as of 12/25/2022

These are not "talking points." These are a verifiable list of things which
have occurred or are taking place during the presidency of Joe Biden.


• Promised on several occasions that he would "end fossil fuels"

• Gasoline that rose over two times the price it was in 2018

• Ended Keystone XL pipeline while waiving sanctions on Russia's Nord Stream 2

• The price of oil jumped up to $130 per barrel

• Drained US Strategic Oil Reserve to the lowest level since 1984

• Begged Saudi Arabia and Venezuela for oil

• Inflation rate rose as high as 9.1%, which was almost 5 times higher than it was in 2019

• A recession

• U.S. household wealth down $13.5 trillion in 2022 - Second fastest decline on record

• Average middle-class family came up about $6,000 short of purchasing power

• The DOW dropped 6,700 points in only a year

• Stock market lost $9 trillion dollars worth of value in only two years

• Retirement accounts lost $3 trillion dollars

• 30 year fixed mortgages rose by 4.43% in only two years, to 7.75%

• Home prices soared 43% in only two years and housing sales slumped

• Median asking rent prices rose 79.7% in only two years

• Grocery prices increased by 13.5% in only two years

• The price of electricity rose by 15.8% in only two years

• Hefty tax increases on the lower and middle class

• 84,000 new IRS agents arming and training to be home invaders

• Use of DOJ and FBI to harass political opponents

• A broken election system corrupt with fraud, sometimes taking months to count

• Wholesale mailing of ballots, ballot drop boxes, and illegal ballot harvesting

• Used a complicit media to lie, distort facts, and disseminate disinformation

• Conducting covert raids on American citizens and confiscating personal property

• Supply line disruptions, backorders, items out of stock or unavailable

• Sporadic shortages on grocery store shelves

• Food-processing plants mysteriously burned down

• Thousands of small businesses destroyed in order to benefit mega-corporations

• Continuing monumental trade deficit with China

• Allowed Communist China to operate "Police Stations" in American cities

• More COVID deaths than in 2020

• Vaccine mandates which caused deaths and debilitating health conditions

• Vaccine mandates which caused massive job losses for those who refused compliance

• A whole generation of kids physically and psychologically damaged by prison-style lockdowns

• Subjecting young girls to creepy boys posing as "transgenders" in girl's locker rooms

• Stealing women's ability to fairly compete by allowing transgender males in women's sports

• Subjecting children to pornographic "Drag shows" and grooming them to be sex objects

• The promotion of transgenserism in schools, resulting in the genital and fertility mutilation
of children and adolescents by unethical medical practices and Big Pharma.

• Mass shootings occurring sometimes three times a week

• An exponentially-spiraling epidemic of violent crime and drugs

• Fentanyl seizures up 745 percent

• 100,000 fentanyl deaths during Biden's first year of presidency

• 120% increase in opioid deaths in just two years

• Encouraged illegals to "surge" across the border without reason for amnesty

• 4.9 million illegals crossing US border within only two years

• 900,000 "gotaways" who eluded apprehension and disappeared into American communities

• Record numbers of illegals dying while crossing the border

• Border Patrol arresting 98 who were on the terror watch list in 2022, 3X the last 5 years combined

• A President who wouldn't visit the border and said he had "More important things going on."

• A dishonorable withdrawal from Afghanistan that cost 13 American soldiers their lives

• $7.12 billion worth of US military equipment and weaponry left to the Taliban

• Hundreds of US citizens and Afghans left behind in Afghanistan after the withdrawal

• People falling out of the wheel wells of aircraft leaving Afghanistan

• A weakened US military more concerned with "political correctness" than creating soldiers

• A weakened US military via destructive anti-white racism and transgender-promoting policies

• Record low enlistment numbers

• A revitalized Russian oil industry, despite US sanctions

• A war in Ukraine that has cost the US billions of dollars and killed thousands

• Increased possibility of nuclear war with Russia

• Traded an America-hating doper lesbian basketball player for a Russian terrorist arms dealer

• Iran and North Korea expanded their nuclear enrichment program

• China became more energy and militarily dominant

• A senile, angry, and incompetent president who fell off of a bicycle, fell up stairs, insulted
half the people in America, labeled people as "terrorists", divided the country, and tried to incite
a civil war.

 

[lennypartiv]

I had a nightmare that patriotic Americans who protested a stolen election were rounded up and persecuted...oh wait...