Riding season is near - Our Friend HarleyMan demonstrates to us a Lesson: HarleyMan is COOL! He can Point at the Camera!! HarelyMan's sphinkter starts to buckle...He sure wishes he'd actually worn safety gear! HarleyMan blacks out now. HarleyMan will soon become VERY familiar with terms like 'road-rash' and 'skin grafting'. HarleyMan might not look soo cool in his muscle-shirt with weaping wounds and scars. WEAR gear, folks.