Harley, Horse and Chicken

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    A Chicken, A Horse & A Harley........

    On a farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
    together. One day the two were playing, the horse fell into a bog and
    began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to
    go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran to fetch the farmer.

    Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
    avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the
    chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the
    chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his
    friend's life.
    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
    arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope
    the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper
    of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the
    aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and the
    farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
    Pals.

    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
    to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a
    moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he
    told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out
    of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and
    out, saving his life.

    The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)

    "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks..."
     
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    Hahahaha
     
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    i was waiting for the punch line. IT was a good one.:D
     
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    shit!!!


    :teeth:
     
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