Happy Valentines Day to all my USMB Friends

[Xenophon]

Happy VD Day!!!

Its always VD day with you, isn't it.

 

[FireGod]

Happy VD Day!!!

Its always VD day with you, isn't it.

All damn day I have been double checking what is trying to be said.

VD = venereal disease in my mind ;( (before STI was common usage)

 

[California Girl]

Considering that this IS usmb...isn't this song more appropriate?

YouTube - Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You

That is my kind of song.

 

[Shogun]

happy belated Vday too.

I had it all set up.. flowery words written in my handwriting, roses, dinner, a gift that reflected an aspect of our relationship.... thought I was going to nail this one...










...... and then she one upped me by buying my a FREAKING GUITAR for Vday and my Bday (today)...









I was stammering "wow" for the next hour.

 

[Modbert]

...... and then she one upped me by buying my a FREAKING GUITAR for Vday and my Bday (today)...I was stammering "wow" for the next hour.

What kind?

 

[random3434]

happy belated Vday too.

I had it all set up.. flowery words written in my handwriting, roses, dinner, a gift that reflected an aspect of our relationship.... thought I was going to nail this one...










...... and then she one upped me by buying my a FREAKING GUITAR for Vday and my Bday (today)...









I was stammering "wow" for the next hour.

Very Cool. And Happy Birthday!


What's the Guitar?

 

[Oddball]

The Top 15 Mafia Valentine's Day Greetings

15. My love for you, it came and went.
So your feet are now in wet cement.

14. I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes
Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

13. Lie down with me --It's my final offa
Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

12. I picked up this card from a slim selection,
But that's all they offer in witness protection.
Love, J. Doe

11. I've waited so long for you to be mine!
Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine.

10. Be my Valentine... and we can do it execution-style.

9. Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass.
So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.

8. Violets are blue, roses are red.
I blew up your car -- So why ain't you dead?

7. The day we met, my little pet,
I knew with just one look,
You'd bear a son, and now that's done,
So shut your mouth and cook!

6. Hey.

5. Youse da greatest. Youse da best.
But you're untouchable like Elliot Ness.

4. Lust is fleeting, true love lingers.
Be mine always and you'll keep your fingers.

3. Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

2. Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand,
So I won't be a self-made man.

and the Number 1 Mafia Valentine's Day Greeting...

1. When a goon makes you die, cuz you told him goodbye
-- that's amore!

 

[RadiomanATL]

happy belated Vday too.

I had it all set up.. flowery words written in my handwriting, roses, dinner, a gift that reflected an aspect of our relationship....

Seriously man, you don't need to go through all that trouble. Your hand would be impressed with just a new bottle of Jergens.


*rimshot*


Srsly, congrats on the guitar. That was just jealousy speaking.